Murano Momo is a cunning doctor

Chapter 111 The Worthless Miracle Doctor

As soon as he entered the village, a burst of shouting reached his ears, and the tone was so loud that even he felt ashamed.

Jiang Xiaochuan quickened his pace. He wanted to see who this miracle doctor who could cure all diseases was.

At this time, many people had gathered around the door of the Shitou Village infirmary. An old man in plain clothes and a goatee was diagnosing the pulse of Old Man Li in the village.

The man was none other than Cheng Er, who had fooled Jiang Xiaochuan in the vegetable market.

Ever since he saw the flyer designed by Jiang Xiaochuan, he became curious about Stone Village.

After inquiring, Cheng Er learned that Shitou Village was located in a remote area, and the villagers offered a stone statue in the village. They were very superstitious, which made Cheng Er think about it.

People in big places are afraid of being deceived. They know a lot of tricks and won't mention them, but the key is to be ruthless.

But Stone Village is different. The villagers have never seen the world and are easy to deceive. Even if they are caught, they may be able to fool them.

Knowing that roads were being built in Shitou Village, Cheng Er found a path to defraud.

"Thanks to the guy at the vegetable market for mentioning it."

Cheng Er sighed while feeling his pulse.

He put his fingers on Old Man Li's wrist, closed his eyes and dozed slightly. His expression was sometimes calm, and sometimes serious, which made Old Man Li's heart skip a beat.

It is true that Old Man Li has some minor problems, but he doesn't take it to heart as he can eat and drink.

But the expression on the face of the self-proclaimed old Chinese doctor in front of him was very familiar to Old Man Li.

Two years ago, an old man in the village got an emergency. He accompanied him to the hospital. He had this look on his face when the doctor issued the critical illness notice.

"Doctor, I, I'm fine, right?"

Old Man Li asked anxiously.

"Don't make a sound."

Cheng Er raised his eyelids slightly and scolded him pretending to be serious.

Then he sighed and continued to check his pulse.

This move silenced the originally noisy crowd.

After a long time, Cheng Er took back his hand, shook his head with a hint of regret, and asked seriously:

"Tell me what's wrong with you yourself."

"Hey."

Old man Li did not dare to neglect and said hurriedly:

"I've been coughing all the time recently, with a lot of phlegm. I feel like I'm having trouble breathing after walking a few steps."

"Well, I already knew these symptoms when I took your pulse. Are there any others?"

Cheng Er looked like he had known it for a long time, shook his clothes and asked.

"The rest is nothing, but after you take my pulse, my heart will beat violently."

Old Man Li told the truth.

Hearing this, Cheng Er secretly laughed in his heart. It seemed that no one in this village had ever been fooled.

"You have just started to have a mild illness and haven't noticed it yet. Fortunately, you met me, otherwise..."

Cheng Er shook his head and did not continue.

"Then doctor, what disease do I have?"

Old Man Li asked doubtfully.

"You have a lung problem. You smoke a lot, right?"

Hearing this, Old Man Li put the cigarette pot in his hand into his waist and said with a smile: "I'm used to it."

"With all due respect, you need to cure your problem as soon as possible. If you let the disease develop, you may not be able to do it within three years..."

"Doctor, don't scare me."

Before Cheng Er finished speaking, Old Man Li suddenly felt uncomfortable all over and said tremblingly.

"Scare you?"

Cheng Er snorted, very dissatisfied with Old Man Li's questioning. He bent down and opened a wooden box at his feet.

He took out a small brown notebook that he had prepared a long time ago and threw it on the table: "I have a medical qualification certificate. Do I dare to talk nonsense to you about things that I am not sure about?"

Old Man Li had only dealt with his two acres of land for half his life, and had never seen much of the world. He looked at the large gilded characters in the book and became inexplicably nervous.

In his opinion, these words are very sacred, as if whoever can possess them has the ability to make a difference between life and death.

Amidst his repeated apologies, Cheng Erwei's sullen expression slowly softened.

"Miracle doctor, is there a cure for my disease?"

Old Man Li asked in a low voice with fear.

"That's natural. Do you think I am just claiming that I can cure all diseases?"

With that said, Cheng Er opened the wooden box again and took out three sets of plasters from it. "Put these three sets of plasters on your chest one at a time. After three days, you will be free from illness and light."

"......this."

Old Man Li scratched his head and muttered: "How much do you charge?"

What he cared about the most was the price. If these plasters took away the coffin book he had saved for half his life, he would rather not treat it.

"One hundred for each offer, no counter-offering."

Cheng Er stretched out a finger, leaving no room for negotiation.

Hearing this, Old Man Li breathed a sigh of relief, fumbled for a small cloth bag from his waist, opened it carefully, and counted out three hundred yuan from a pile of change.

"etc!."

After pushing aside the few people blocking the way, Matchmaker Li walked out.

When Cheng Er just sat down, Matchmaker Li was there. In terms of talking skills, she had never convinced anyone in the country. In her opinion, Cheng Er's trick of deceiving people was very clumsy.

Without saying a single key point, he just used a small book to fool old man Li who had never seen the world around him.

"You say I'm a liar?"

In the face of doubts, Cheng Er not only didn't panic, but even thanked Matchmaker Li. If Matchmaker Li didn't question her, it would be hard for him to tell the rest of the lie.

He sneered deliberately, as if he was mocking Matchmaker Li for her ignorance.

Then he stuffed the plaster back into the wooden box with an unhappy expression, "In that case, you should go to a big hospital for a checkup to see if what I said is true."

Seeing that Cheng Er was about to leave, Old Man Li instantly turned into a bitter-faced person. In big hospitals, people can eat people without spitting out their bones. He knew that as long as he went there, it would cost him at least two thousand yuan, regardless of whether the disease could be detected or not.

There were three hundred men who didn't choose. Of course, Old Man Li was not willing to go to a big hospital to deliver two thousand. He hurriedly took the man's hand and said firmly: "Miracle doctor, don't accept it. I'll give it to you."

"you."

Seeing the ignorant Old Man Li, Matchmaker Li was furious, but the choice was in Old Man Li's hands, and she really couldn't say anything.

After several pulls, Cheng Er reluctantly placed the plaster on the table again and said, "Brother, you are a sensible person. Since you believe me, I will give you a pair for free today, so that some people can See if I am a liar."

After Cheng Er finished speaking, he glared at Matchmaker Li provocatively.

"Really?"

Old Man Li was overjoyed. A pair of gifts cost him one hundred yuan, which was enough for half a month's expenses.

"You took off your shirt."

Cheng Er ordered.

Without any hesitation, Old Man Li took off his slippery shirt, revealing his skinny figure.

Cheng Er opened a pair of plasters, put it on Old Man Li's chest, and said confidently: "You will see the effect in a moment."

Ten minutes later, Old Man Li whispered: "Miracle doctor, why is my chest so hot?"

Hearing this, Cheng Er, who was resting with his eyes closed, slowly opened his eyes, "It's just hot. This means that the plaster has penetrated your skin texture and reached the lesion directly."

Hearing this, Old Man Li couldn't hide his excitement and said gratefully: "Miracle doctor, you are really my great benefactor. If you hadn't been here today, I'm afraid this old man's life would have been ended."

As soon as these words came out, there was an exclamation in the crowd. Some villagers who had originally doubted Cheng Er began to believe that Cheng Er had real abilities.

Even Matchmaker Li was a little unsure whether the Cheng Er in front of her was really capable.