HCB Chapter 259 I really want to raise a panda and play with it
Chapter 259 I really want to raise a panda and play with it
"Okay, actually, all that was just teasing you."
Seeing Panda’s small eyes that showed doubt about his life as a bear, Yingzhi smiled and ended the topic of riding a panda.
"Huh, that's what I was saying, how could someone..."
Panda was finally relieved, and decided to go to Sichuan Province if he had the chance. It would be great if he could have the chance to collect a real panda.
Although Panda doesn't like to eat bamboo, he likes to collect panda accessories and dolls.
“But riding a panda next door is real.”
"Eh?"
Panda turned into a dotty-eyed person again.
'See you in my dreams, the legendary hometown of pandas.'
"Actually, I think you should change your job."
Yingzhi suddenly stared at the panda with a serious look and said.
"Do you think I'm a game character? Tell me, should I switch to Qigong or Drunken Fist? I can't be a Shaman or a Monk."
Seeing Yingzhi talking nonsense with a serious face, Panda also folded his arms, ready to appreciate Yingzhi's performance.
"Qigong and Shaman are a bit difficult, but Drunken Fist and Monk are okay."
Yingzhi touched his chin.
"Are you interested in assassins?"
Yingzhi gave the first job change.
"Have you ever seen an assassin this big?"
Panda started to complain.
"Although you are fat, you are flexible. It is rare to find a fat person as flexible as you."
"Panda is not fat, I'm just a little round. Besides, is Panda still Panda if he's not rounder?"
Yingzhi imagined the skinny panda shape.
"Yeah, that makes sense. You should eat more."
"I'll just say it."
Panda also nodded with satisfaction.
"But I am serious when I suggest you change your job to assassin. You are a cursed corpse and have no breath of life.
Furthermore, your limbs have soft pads and fluffy hair, so you can move silently. As long as you learn how to conceal your magical power, you will be a perfect assassin."
“It seems to make sense.”
Panda nodded. He originally thought that Yingzhi was just bored and came to chat with him, but he didn't expect that Yingzhi was actually giving him advice.
"The only problem is the lethality. It's okay if the opponent is a curse caster, but if it's a large curse spirit, your claws are not sharp enough, and the lethality will not be enough if you attack with your fists or palms."
Yingzhi touched his chin and pretended to be distressed.
"Why not remove one of the hands and replace it with a long claw or a sickle like a praying mantis?"
Yingzhi clapped his hands, smiled and said something that made Panda tremble all over.
"No, absolutely not."
Panda shook his head and refused.
But it is very satisfied with its current cute and charming appearance and does not want to be transformed into a strange appearance at all.
It's not possible to become stronger.
After all, strength is temporary, but cuteness lasts a lifetime.
"No way."
Yingzhi showed a regretful expression.
'You must be kidding me. You must be kidding me.'
Panda was speechless.
"If Thorn Bear doesn't like it, how about Cannon Bear?"
Yingzhi suggested again.
"Cannon Bear?"
Panda tilted his head in confusion.
"That's right, carrying the Great Compassionate Gatling Bodhisattva, loaded with six pure depleted uranium bombs, with great compassion to save the cursed souls."
Following Yingzhi's narration, an image of a wild panda with a red headscarf on his head, a bullet belt hanging from his body, and a Gatling gun in his hand firing wildly appeared in Panda's mind.
"If you're worried that the power isn't enough, you can carry a few rocket launchers."
This time the image in Panda's mind was even wilder.
He had two crossed rocket launchers on his back, a smear of paint on his face, and a grenade hanging from his waist.
"No, Panda is a panda, not a terrorist."
Panda feels that Yingzhi is a little bit unlike a human being, and doesn't even treat it as a panda.
"I don't like this either. What a shame. I think your chubby body can hold a lot of weapons."
It’s a pity for Yingzhi.
"Wait, don't use my lovely body as an arsenal without permission. I'm flammable! Flammable!"
At this moment, Panda felt that although it was not a human, Yingzhi was even less human than himself.
"Then only the War Bear is left."
Yingzhi ignored Panda's complaints and continued.
"War bear? A warrior?"
Panda nodded, feeling that Yingzhi had finally made a more reliable proposal.
"No, it's a battle armor, or armor."
"War Armor?"
Panda felt that things were once again taking a strange direction.
"That's right. Just shout Panda Armor, Combine! and you can become Armor Hero.
In addition, you can use different armors according to different combat environments. If you encounter flying monsters, use Rocket Bear, and if you encounter a group of monsters, use Cannon Bear..."
"If you encounter a strong enemy, just shout Emperor Panda, merge, and then you can become the most beautiful bear in the academy!"
"Even if I don't do this, I'm still the most beautiful panda in the academy. After all, I'm the only panda in the academy."
Panda complained.
"Ah, it seems so.
It’s okay, tomorrow I’ll ask the principal to be your brother, and then you won’t be one anymore.”
Panda was speechless. He felt that if he talked any longer, his status as the first mascot of the technical college would be lost.
"Ah, Maki and the others have finished running."
When Panda saw several people on the playground stop one after another, he immediately stood up, picked up the water bottle that Yingzhi brought, and ran up.
Although Panda already knew it, Yingzhi was just teasing it out of boredom this time.
But Panda doesn't really care. Over the years, many people have come to see him because they are curious about his panda appearance, and it's nice to have these people play with him and pass the time.
And although Yingzhi seemed to be joking, some of his suggestions are indeed worth a try.
For example, the one who relies on his own cursed corpse can hide his breath, then sneak behind the enemy and directly put the enemy in Ora for 10 minutes.
Or you can hide some magical tools in your body to deal with various situations, so that you can take them out and use them when you encounter an enemy you are not good at dealing with.
After all, I am following the Kung Fu Panda route.
It would be fine if the close combat could be carried out smoothly.
If the enemy is flying in the air, or the spell effect makes it impossible to close the distance, it would be nice to have a spell tool that can attack from a distance.
"Gulp, gulp, ha~ much more comfortable."
After just a few minutes of exercise, everyone felt much more comfortable after drinking a glass of light salt water.
"What have you two been talking about for so long?"
Maki asked curiously. She had a very strong physique and still had energy left after running. She had just seen Panda perform face-changing several times.
"I just gave Panda some advice."
Yingzhi followed Panda and walked over.
"Maki, do you want some private instruction from the teacher as well?"
After saying that, Eiji looked at Maki with a smile.
"Can I become stronger?"
"can."
"Then please give me private instruction."
Maki answered simply and clearly.
"Maki is a little too serious. Panda is more fun to tease."
"Maki what you need most right now is to train your perception abilities."