#1126 - Monkeys Make Trouble in the Underworld (Part 2)
#1126 - Monkeys Make Trouble in the Underworld (Part 2)
Chan Sect.
Yuanshi Tianzun summoned Jade Tripod True Man and said, "Jade Tripod, are you aware of the matter of the monkey wreaking havoc in the underworld?"
Jade Tripod True Man said, "I just learned of it."
Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Jade Tripod, what are your thoughts on this matter?"
Facing Yuanshi Tianzun's question, Jade Tripod True Man really wanted to say that he didn't know what to think.
But if Jade Tripod True Man really dared to say these words in front of Yuanshi Tianzun, the consequences might not be so beautiful.
Jade Tripod True Man thought for a while and said, "Some time ago, I went to Mount Huaguo and saw the monkey."
"At the time, I didn't expect that he would go and cause such a ruckus in the underworld, and such a lively one at that."
"Judging from the underworld's reaction, this was completely planned."
Yuanshi Tianzun said, "The underworld's leniency has indeed reached its limit!"
"What exactly does Haotian want to do?"
"This feeling of being unable to fathom his thoughts is really too terrible."
Jade Tripod True Man said, "Master, Haotian's various reactions have become increasingly abnormal over the years."
Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Who says they haven't? Forget it, let's continue watching."
"One day, we will know Haotian's true purpose and the reason for his abnormality."
Intercept Sect.
The Intercept Sect's upper and lower echelons showed the same disinterest as the Tongtian Sect Leader, casting a glance before setting it aside.
The Tongtian Sect Leader said, "Is this kind of thing worth making a fuss about?"
"Haotian can do whatever he wants in his own home. You say these people are still studying it, how troublesome! Very troublesome!"
"If you ask me, whoever makes me unhappy, I'll just arrange the Immortal Slaughtering Sword Formation."
"One sword breaks ten thousand laws, this isn't just a casual saying."
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Prehistoric Underworld.
Amidst the fighting, the monkey unknowingly reached the front of the Yama King's Palace.
After the monkey left, the ghost soldiers who had been 'killed' by the monkey with his Ruyi Jingu Bang stood up one by one and went back to doing what they were doing as if nothing had happened.
Not only that, but these ghost soldiers were also discussing among themselves:
"That monkey's iron rod is fierce, it bruised me with that hit!"
"It hurt quite a bit, but our acting skills are definitely not a problem, we can definitely satisfy Lord Yama King!"
"Hehe, speaking of which, seeing the monkey's imposing manner, I suddenly want to experience wreaking havoc in the underworld like that."
"You wish, the monkey's havoc in the underworld has countless schemes hidden behind it. Ordinary ghost soldiers like us, without status or backing, want to experience that? Dream on!"
"I'm just saying, can you stop being so discouraging?"...
In front of the Yama King's Palace.
Ox-Head and Horse-Face stood on both sides, looking at the monkey with serious expressions and said, "Who goes there? Why are you causing trouble in my underworld?"
The monkey was dumbfounded by this question, thinking that his master hadn't taught him how to reply when he came.
Ox-Head and Horse-Face looked at the expression on the monkey's face and knew that they had stumped him, seeing that the monkey didn't speak for a long time.
Ox-Head and Horse-Face exchanged glances and said in unison, "Good, you demon monkey, you actually ignore our questions, how arrogant!"
"We two will capture you now and hand you over to Lord Yama King for disposal!"
The troubled look on the monkey's face disappeared when he heard these words.
There's nothing that can't be solved with a fight, and if there is, then another one.
Ox-Head and Horse-Face's words undoubtedly gave the monkey a way out, so as to avoid exposing each other.
Now that this play has been acted out, every party knows that they are actors, but even if they know, they have to continue acting.
Once it's really exposed, it will be embarrassing for each other.
Just like that, the monkey and Ox-Head and Horse-Face fought each other...
About half a cup of tea's time passed, Ox-Head suddenly spat out blood and said, "Horse-Face, I... I can't do it anymore!"
"Pfft~!" Ox-Head fell to the ground, all breath gone.
Seeing Ox-Head's performance, Horse-Face cursed inwardly, "Damn! You can play it like this?"
Since Ox-Head received his lunch box in advance, Horse-Face had to take over.
Another half a cup of tea's time passed, Horse-Face swayed and shouted into the Yama King's Palace, "Lord Yama King, I... I can't do it anymore!"
"This demon monkey is too powerful, I'm going now~!"
"Pfft~!" Horse-Face also vomited blood and fell to the ground, posing as if he was dead.
After Horse-Face fell, he saw Ox-Head, who had been cool for a long time, wink at him not far away.
Horse-Face cursed inwardly, "You cunning fellow."
After seeing Ox-Head and Horse-Face fall, the monkey had no intention of whipping the corpses.
If he whipped the corpses and beat them alive, the scene would definitely be embarrassing.
It's good to be happy, but you can't get too into the play, otherwise, there will definitely be problems.
The monkey entered the Yama King's Palace, and Ox-Head and Horse-Face patted their butts and stood up.
Ox-Head said, "Okay, our mission is considered a complete success."
Horse-Face said, "Ox-Head, you ungrateful fellow!"
Ox-Head looked at Horse-Face and said, "Old Ma, what are you talking about?"
Horse-Face said, "We agreed to fall together just now, why did you lie down first?"
Ox-Head said, "There was no other way, that monkey kept staring at me, the injuries I suffered should have been enough to die ten or eight times."
"If I didn't fall, it wouldn't make sense, the atmosphere was so in place, what do you think?~"
Horse-Face heard Ox-Head say this and said, "It seems that's the case!"...
Inside the Yama King's Palace.
After Horse-Face's voice came out, the Yama King and Black and White Impermanence in the Yama King's Palace were already prepared.
After the monkey entered the Yama King's Palace, Black and White Impermanence took the lead and rushed up... and then were beaten by the monkey with a chaotic barrage of blows, wailing and screaming.
Black Impermanence said, "Your Majesty, spare me! Your Majesty, spare me!"
White Impermanence said, "Lord Yama King, save me~"
Yama King's eyelids twitched as he looked at Black and White Impermanence, who made the prehistoric creatures tremble, in this state.
He thought to himself, "In order to satisfy the Heavenly Emperor's play, our underworld has really worked hard!"
Black and White Impermanence were beaten by the monkey and retreated to the side, with fear on their faces.
Yama King looked at the monkey coming towards him and sighed in his heart, "It's finally my turn."
Immediately afterward, Yama King once again staged what is called a possessed acting spirit!
Yama King, with a terrified face, said to the monkey, "Someone~ Someone!"
"Who are you?!"
The monkey saw Yama King like this and sighed in his heart, "Lord Yama King, this play is overdone."
Although he sighed in his heart, the monkey inserted the Ruyi Jingu Bang in his hand forward and shouted, "Quickly take out the Book of Life and Death for my Mount Huaguo area."
Yama King called the judge, and frantically rummaged on the table, and finally... found it!
In fact, the Book of Life and Death for the Mount Huaguo area had already been prepared before the monkey came.
The reason for this was entirely because Yama King and the judge were temporarily adding drama.
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