acting substitution syndrome

Chapter 002 Constipation

If you have never been constipated, you will never understand the pain of a constipated person.

Because constipation tests not only the rectum and sphincter, but also the pressure from the pelvic floor, the dizziness caused by the soaring blood pressure, and a sense of fear of facing intestinal perforation, all together—a common sonata A heart-rending constipation song.

Luo Li's lower abdomen tightened, his two thighs pinched, and a pair of handsome eyes involuntarily flashed a faint watery light, turning red from forbearance.

He is patient.

Originally a little distracted, Jin Lao saw this scene, but suddenly he was startled, and his eyes were fixed on the big screen.

Robery's patience seemed to be getting worse, because the feeling of falling was constantly accumulating, causing his legs to tremble gradually from a small tremor to a large uncontrollable swing. At this moment, he bent down involuntarily.

The casting director's eyes glanced casually, but he was shocked by this scene and gasped.

The comments from the staff behind him seemed to have been pressed with the off button, and there were only the sound of gasps and low exclamations left in the studio.

The unspeakable sense of swelling, shame and pain continued to hit Robrie, forcing him to cover his lower abdomen and half kneel on the ground.

Chu Xinghe stared wide-eyed, looking at the figure on the screen in disbelief, an extremely absurd and unbelievable feeling welled up in his heart.

Who is this person?

A heart-piercing roar broke out suddenly, and all the despair and crying seemed to pour out, like a river bursting, shaking the heavens and the earth, but only for a moment.

Director Ji Peng, who has already attracted the attention of the big screen, was extremely surprised. The explosive and constricting power of this crying scene, even the accomplished three-gold actor Wu Peilun, could not be so freely controlled.

Robli raised his head again, and on that face where all the nerves had been relaxed, there was only a kind of emptiness and a faint...pleasure.

A trace of relief, a trace of relief, and an inexplicable sly and evil smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

He glanced back, as if looking at a bug, and even fanned the air slightly with his hand.

"Absolutely..." A screenwriter couldn't help but yelled first, and jumped up: "This scene of love and hate originally happened after Zong Zhou stared at his rival in the armistice mirror. When it came to the rival in love, besides the pain, he also showed great contempt!"

The scene performance given by the crew did not include mirrors and rivals in love - that can only show that this is the homework done by the actors themselves!

At this moment, everyone burst into applause as if they had just woken up from a dream.

"This performance is really good!" Director Ji Peng was stunned for a moment, and then sighed: "It's really great, it's hard to imagine that someone actually performed such a love-hate relationship to the fullest, it's incredible, the actor His skills are unbelievable..."

Jin Lao's eye sockets were slightly moistened, and he looked a little strange.

"Old Jin?" Gu Huanzhong looked away from the screen and asked at the right time.

"It's nothing, it's just that I can't help myself," Mr. Jin took a deep breath, "Six years ago, I created "Fourteen States" as the final work. I devoted my whole life to painting for the vast world of cultivating immortals. It has come to a successful conclusion."

"Fourteen States" is taken from "One Sword Frost and Cold Fourteen States", as written in this poem. When this book was published, it caused a sensation all over the country. , or other characters of various colors, because of their vivid portrayal, they have all been sincerely loved and widely discussed by readers.

Except for Zong Zhou, the male supporting role.

This is an unlikable, non-important character who is considered to promote the development of the plot, and acts as a moderate villain.

As the eldest son of the clan, he has outstanding abilities since he was a child, and he was married to the heroine as a childhood sweetheart. He has no shortage of identity, status, and beauty. However, he was slapped in the face by the protagonist Zhao Wuji who fell from the sky at the speed of light, and the trial meeting plummeted.

Even Xiao Qingmei turned her head and threw herself into Zao Wou-ki's arms, so Zong Zhou became black, without a doubt, became a stumbling block on the protagonist's way to the Promise, and was kicked away mercilessly.

However, in Jin Lao’s writing, this villain did not die like other villains. After Zong Zhou was kicked out of the family, after going through vicissitudes, he became a ranger instead, as if it was foreshadowed in Chapter 1 of the book. Because the title of Chapter 1 of "Fourteen States" is: Xinfeng's fine wine fights for ten thousand years, and how many years have you been a knight in Xianyang.

"When you meet, you will drink for the king, and you will be next to the horses and tall buildings and weeping willows." Jin Lao said: "In this book, my favorite character is not Zao Wou-ki, but Zong Zhou."

Because this character is full of smoke and fire, all the characters gradually abandon love and love in order to pursue the Dao. Only Zong Zhou is a person who calls for cultivating immortals but his body and mind are in the mortal world. In fact, he is more like an ordinary boy.

"He has flesh and blood, he dares to love and hate," Jin Lao said: "There is the forbearance of being a family, and the sadness of losing a loved one, but he is relieved, but there is still a little bit of reconciliation, thinking of taking revenge as small as a tree. After a while... it can be regarded as a relief, and in the end he is still the brightest boy in Xianyang City."

He looked at Robli who came out of the audition room like a collapse, "He is Zong Zhou."

Robli supported his waist, covered his face, his head was buzzing——

What happened just now, in front of the camera, he suddenly felt the whole process of constipation uncontrollably, from breath holding to release to aftertaste, oh no, bah bah bah, it's like he really pulled it in his pants Same.

However, he was sure that his trousers and crotch were clean.

This is the luck of misfortune. The misfortune is that all his actions should be recorded. No matter how thick-skinned Robry is, he dare not face the eyes of everyone in the studio.

"Excellent performance!"

Director Ji Peng applauded first, and couldn't wait to ask: "You know this character very well, tell me, why did you make that gesture of looking back and fanning the wind at the end?"

why?

Robery was in a daze for a while, because he had to look back every time he finished untying the big ones.

Seeing that the actors were silent and seemed to be still immersed in the play and couldn't extricate themselves, director Ji Peng was not angry, but praised him.

"This actor has done more than one homework," Elder Jin greeted, "Come here, let me take a closer look."

When Robery walked over, he saw that Mr. Jin looked him up with satisfaction, pointed to a tiny bloodstain in the corner of his eye, and said, "Look, he even put on makeup here."

The screenwriter suddenly came to his senses: "Zong Zhou..."

"That's right," Elder Jin said very happily, "After the trial ended, the corner of Zong Zhou's eye was cut by Zao Wou-ki's sharp sword, leaving a wound that was difficult to heal."

There are many actors who have read this novel and know the plot, but no one can think so carefully, and they will deliberately show such traces during the audition——If Mr. Jin hadn’t pointed it out, no one would have seen this actor hard work.

Robry didn't know what the group of people were talking about while pointing to the scar on the corner of his eye. It was scratched by a tall lady blowing the bottom of a wine bottle while he was having fun in a nightclub last night.

King Kong Barbie and Pink Bubbles.

Oh yeah.

"Mr. Gu," Ji Peng said, "What do you think?"

"Xi Lan," Gu Huanzhong knocked on the table and pulled out the contract: "Take your people to sign the contract."

Manager Xi Lan rushed in, as if being hit on the head by 500 million, showing a look of ecstasy: "The role of Zong Zhou..."

"It's his." Gu Huanzhong didn't have any extra words.

Xi Lan held back her excitement, grabbed Robry, pinched his head and asked him to thank him one by one.

"You're welcome," Director Ji Peng said, "I just find it strange that this actor is so talented and has a solid foundation, how could he be called a vase...Although he looks a little, too, delicate."

Xi Lan just wanted to yell, what a delicacy, Robbie is a pure coquettish bitch!

Regardless of appearance or style!

But as soon as his mother came on stage and appeared on the screen, she was like a piece of wood, her nose was not her nose, her eyes were not her eyes, she couldn't do anything, even if she was a flirtatious slut, she couldn't do it!

But today, this guy seems to have gotten the hang of it!

As soon as she came out of the studio, Xi Lan's expression collapsed visibly, making Rob's back shiver for a while: "Sister Xi, you are performing a Sichuan opera to change your face..."

"Get out," Xi Lan glared at Robbery angrily, and shook her head, "I don't know what kind of shit luck you had today, and this role fell on you...but what kind of bastard are you? clear?"

How many times, in order to prevent Robli from being kicked out the next day, Xi Lan would rack his brains to add compensation clauses in the contract, so that the crew would pinch their noses and finish filming Robli's scenes——

Finally, delete everything, and only keep a few close-up shots of the face at most.

"I'm warning you, Robbie, this is the best opportunity you've ever encountered, big IP, big production, big director, and you, a [-]th-line actor who can't even show his face in one-star online dramas a few times, actually To be able to get the role of the first male supporting role," Xi Lan said mercilessly, "If it wasn't for the smoke from your ancestral grave, you would have woken up laughing from your dreams."

She would not be so worried if this role was given to any of Xi Lan's artists, but if it was given to Robrie, who can't see half of his acting skills after stripping him off, no matter how strong Xi Lan's heart is, she would not be so worried. Passed the Mazda chug eighteen times.

"If you can't play this role well," Xi Lan gave him a cold look: "Not only will you be ridiculed by the whole network, but you will be fucked to death by book fans."

Robli's hand rubbing his butt in the dark gave a sudden pause.

The chrysanthemum seemed to feel the fear of its owner, and changed from a golden chrysanthemum to a fetal chrysanthemum.

Seeing Xi Lan's red high heels going back and forth: "...Which nightclub did you go to last night?"

"Sparta."

"What number do you order, lady at the table?"

"number 5."

"Maybe she is your lucky Barbie goddess," Xi Lan said, "otherwise I can't explain how you got enlightened today."

Thinking back to Miss Lulu, who was tall and muscular, Robli summoned up his courage and said, "She is King Kong, not Barbie..."