Chapter 60: Unlucky Pregnancy
Chapter 60: Unlucky Pregnancy
Director's Department.
In the conference room, there were a few elders sitting sparsely, and some chose not to come.
They strangely discovered that their luck had been very bad recently, seemingly because they were staying in the conference room.
The village elder's mouth twitched as he looked at the meeting room that held no more than ten people, and the area where densely packed communication talismans were placed.
A lot of things have happened in the past few days, but unfortunately no abnormalities have been found.
All point to an accident.
The village elder couldn't help but twitch his forehead when he recalled the happy play.
"Ahem, this is a meeting. It's really rude of you not to show up in person!" He knocked on the table in dissatisfaction.
"No abnormalities have been found so far. I, an old man, can't stand it anymore." A communication spell lit up and a hoarse voice came.
I was holding a moth in my mouth, watching from the side in darkness.
You never thought I'd be here again.
That guy was really cunning. Considering that the teacher told me not to alert the enemy, I finally let him go in a friendly manner. I just walked a few steps and arrived here.
(The brain flower, who was almost eaten by his brain again, cursed in a friendly manner.)
This is the task you bastards assigned to me, right? I thought you were my reserve food, so I took good care of you first.
But it's time to prune and fertilize, isn't it?
However, it is indeed difficult to operate if people are not on site.
I thought for a moment and decided to wait and see.
At this time, I found that an APP appeared strangely on my mobile phone.
The shape is a bit like that ancient book.
Looking at the old men who seemed to be chatting over there, I opened the APP first.
Looking at the list above, there is Gang-chan, Cuihua, Mirror Man... and the latest gorgeous lady - Ghost Mother.
I feel a little creepy. If I have cracked their rules and can control them, then the one who appears here shouldn't be...
Looking at the pair of gentle and slightly weird eyes on the list, I chose to cross her aside.
I'm still a little scared, so I won't touch her for now.
I continued to scroll down and refreshed a lot of supernatural appearances.
Is this to integrate the ghosts that I can control into this APP?
Is it that my abilities have evolved, or did someone organize it specifically for me?
The huge figure flashed in my mind and I shuddered.
"That young man, the death penalty has been suppressed again?"
death penalty?
My ears moved.
"Tsk, Gojo Gojing will cause some trouble. Just kill that container and who will take care of what happens next?" An old man gritted his teeth.
"Three students have already been sentenced to death! Look which one has been carried out? It's all Gojo Satoru's fault!" An elder slammed the table and stood up.
The village elder thought for a moment and said, "Then let's send a secret mission. Leave the first two alone and find a way to kill the container first."
"Yes." Several subordinates followed the order and began to send messages.
Death penalty? Gojo-sensei is protecting another newcomer? Container? Whose container?
"Really? Young people nowadays don't use their brains at all. Why would they eat Sukuna's finger?"
"But it is said that the boy did not go berserk, which is indeed worthy of attention."
"It doesn't matter. Death is the best. Anyway, before I know it, it's all Gojo Satoru's fault."
Ha! One of the precious ingredients is missing!
And he's the guy that Gojo-sensei protected! I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. That new guy better not mess with me. I'll always keep an eye on you.
And these old men, they really are too energetic. They just taught Gojo a lesson, but now they are full of energy and are plotting against Gojo-sensei.
I stroked my chin and flipped through the APP on my phone, thinking I would just thank that "mother". When I saw an option above, I smiled with satisfaction.
Come out, life is supernatural——【Bad Luck】!
The supernatural [Bad Luck] will infect those marked by it with a supernatural seed, causing them to lose their labor power for a certain period of time and suffer from repeated bad luck, which can last up to a year. (Note: The cause of the loss of labor power is unknown, so use with caution!)
There are also typos. It seems that the person who made this is not well educated. I ignored the remarks and clicked on it decisively.
Just like the feeling of summoning the supernatural before, a cold breath came, and a young man with a white veil on his head, holding a vase with a scallion in the vase, slowly walked out.
His silver-white hair matches his silver-shining pupils, what a handsome boy.
Looking at his cold face, I was in agony. Why is it a green onion? ! !
He seemed to realize something and gave me a thumbs up with a cold face.
I:"?"
I was about to open my mouth to ask something, but he calmly covered my mouth, indicating that he understood.
What the hell do you know?!
I watched him walk lightly, like a ray of moonlight falling in the darkness, and he raised his onion and hit the old men's buttocks and the communication talismans present one by one.
The corners of my mouth twitched.
With a vague bad feeling, I quickly opened my phone to read his introduction, and hesitated over the two words "use with caution".
But, he's a beautiful boy, so even if he did something wrong, he can be forgiven, right?
"Ugh!" The village elder, who was saying something with a smug look on his face, suddenly blurted out.
Oh, is it a stomach problem or diarrhea? However, it can ensure that he loses his labor force for up to a year, which is worth it.
I looked at the reactions of the other people present with excitement, and found that they all started to ejaculate at the same time.
I:"?"
Is the effect so unified?
Seeing them vomiting more and more, and a terrible smell starting to spread, I, an experienced person, quickly withdrew my magical powers and fled the scene.
The handsome young man who was being pulled out by me put away the onion calmly. Although his face was quite expressionless, I could see a hint of pride in him.
I smiled and gave him a thumbs up, and after he nodded reservedly, I put it away.
Hahaha, old guys, this APP is really good. It can make you unlucky for a year.
After all, I don't know all the supernatural things.
I walked out feeling relaxed, feeling how bright the sky outside was, and walked back to school happily.
If I'm lucky, I can achieve today's goal smoothly. That beautiful boy may be my lucky god.
Looking at the treasure in my arms, I started to make elixirs at school without further delay.
Then he swallowed it quickly.
It turns out that precious things are safest when they are in the stomach. I was well prepared and slid into the toilet with experience, waiting for the battle to begin today.
On the other side, Gojo Satoru was caught by Yoga Masamichi again and was dragged out by Suguru Geto, who was now facing the violent storm of Yoga Masamichi.
Gojo Satoru was lost in thought, feeling like he was being scolded more often recently.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao looked at the distracted Gojo Satoru and the well-behaved Geto Suguru beside him, took a deep breath, and roared again: "Can you please stop causing trouble?"
"I think half of the fault for these recent events is not my fault." Gojo Satoru touched his chin deeply.
Geto Xia Yu nodded in tacit understanding.
Ye Mo Zheng Dao was furious: "You..."
The words he had just spoken were interrupted by a ringtone. Looking at the call from the directorate, he stared at the two restless guys with a warning and answered the phone.
"Hello, this is Ye..." The words that had just been spoken were quickly interrupted, and a slightly younger voice resounded throughout the room like a loudspeaker.
"Principal Ye Moth, this is terrible! The director, the ministers, and the elders all got pregnant overnight! They suspect our school is to blame! They're clamoring for us to take responsibility!"
Noctua's pupils trembled.
He looked blankly at the two troublemakers who were kneeling obediently in front of him. Apart from bringing back the pink-haired student and dealing with the cursed spirit, they were never out of his sight.
So, who does the work around the directorate?
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru looked at each other suddenly, and an answer emerged in their minds tacitly.
Fully automatic trouble-making machine - Hayashida Kei.
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