HCB Chapter 260 'Zheng Sheng Qi'
Chapter 260 'Zheng Sheng Qi'
Adults often start thinking from the worst.
"If the shot goes out, there might not be any points." Wang Yuexin didn't hold any hope, the probability was too low.
"So the minimum we can afford is probably around 300 yuan, and food and accommodation are all included?" Lu Hu looked at the director team with a confused look on his face.
It can't be that bad, right?
"He just said that food and accommodation are all included. Our self-guided tour means helping ourselves." Wang Zhengliang gave a perfect explanation of self-guided tours.
This explanation is worse than no explanation at all. The atmosphere is a bit awkward now.
What if they all throw thirty? We can't let them sleep under the bridge in such cold weather.
Su Xing suddenly said seriously, "Lexin, let's do this. If our living expenses are only 300, then you can stay here and work to earn a 'monthly salary' to support us old brothers and Ah Qiha."
Although he knew that even if he missed the target, he could still give them a minimum living allowance of 30 yuan, Su Xing had already anticipated the worst outcome.
When necessary, you can sacrifice the busy and tired Wang Huhu.
"..." Wang Yuexin smiled helplessly.
So I'm the one who's injured, right?
"Allen, your suggestion is fine. We're all depending on you, Lei Xin. You can't let Qi sleep on the street with us, right?" Zhang Yuan sighed sweetly, patted Wang Lei Xin's shoulder, and said solemnly, "It's only right that you earn Lei Xin from working and use it to support us, your family members."
Who made you the only busy and tired one in their group?
"Lexin, you're like this." Lu Hu handed him his guitar. Wang Leixin looked bewildered, but his body temperature, at 36.5 degrees Celsius, spoke dozens of degrees below zero. "I'll let you carry this guitar. If necessary, you can sell your art instead of your body. Our living and food options are entirely up to you."
"Then we have to find a better one, at least a more upscale one." Chen Chusheng nodded in agreement very sincerely. He had to earn more to support them.
"If it doesn't work out, we can just keep Brother Sheng there." Wang Zhengliang showed a wicked smile.
The eldest brother and the youngest brother must contribute to the team together!
Wang Yuexin agreed to vote for Chen Chusheng, "Then let's just vote for Brother Sheng. Brother Sheng is worth much more than me!"
We already have the champion Brother Sheng, so why do we need him?
Luo Yanqi raised her eyebrows and smiled, "That's not necessary. Your eldest brother still needs to warm my bed tonight."
This champion should be given some privileges.
"Hey~ Ah Qi, we don't need Brother Sheng to warm the bed. We can do it too. Brother Sheng has to support the family and warm the bed at the same time. It's too hard. Let Brother Sheng have a good rest tonight." Bird Yuan volunteered to take over the bed-warming responsibility, not forgetting to secretly criticize him, "Ah Qi, you see Brother Sheng is so thin. It must be uncomfortable to sleep with a pillow. And Brother Sheng grinds his teeth and talks in his sleep. I am the best person for him."
"I, I, I~ I'm all flesh, so it must be the most comfortable to use it as a pillow. Ah Qi, why don't you let me warm the bed tonight? I promise to keep it warm until the whole bed is toasty."
Lu Hu, who hadn't even had a bite of meat yet, patted his chest and looked at Luo Yiqi pitifully and expectantly.
Tiger Ji is wronged.gpf
He was the first to discover Ah Qi's secret, but now he hasn't even had a bite of meat.
Humph! Unhappy.jpg
"I can do it too. I'm young and full of energy, so I'm perfect for warming the bed!" Wang Yuexin stepped forward to recommend himself.
At worst, he can just try to control his snoring!
"Hey, hey, hey!" Su Xing stretched out his hands to control the situation, interrupting the younger trio's scrambling for work. "Our older group hasn't spoken yet, so Brother Liang and I don't count, right? We have to eat one bite at a time, right? I've decided to leave the job of warming the bed to me today. Brother Sheng doesn't sleep well, and Brother Liang is good at telling cheesy jokes, so I'm the most reliable, hehehe~"
Su Maomao's eyes turned quickly, and her signature smile was full of pride.
Luo Yanqi: “…”
It’s worthy of being a Soviet-style turn!
"No, that won't work. The warmth of the bed still depends on me, Wang Nuannuan. Together, this warm bed and my warmth make it 'real warmth.'" Wang Zhengliang pushed his glasses up, unwilling to admit defeat. He couldn't give in to the rankings, and a flash of inspiration struck him as he blurted out another new pun. "And look, Ah Qi and I have Zheng and Qi. Doesn't that mean Ah Qi and I are 'Zheng and Qi'? Shouldn't I be the only ones entitled to warm the bed? (?????????)"
The brothers were stunned for a moment: "!?!"
Then I was immediately stunned by this bad joke〣(°□°)〣
"Drag him out, drag him out. Drag Brother Liang, the king of bad jokes, out quickly." Su Xing's face wrinkled into a mask of pain.
"Ah!! Brother Liang, you've really had enoughヽ(`Д′)?" Bird was the closest to him and was feeling the cold.
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"Liang Guo, I was so shocked when I heard that." Chen Chusheng frowned and did not forget to add to the joke.
Haha~ Anyway, he will definitely keep his bed warm today!
"Stop, stop, stop! Stop it!" Luo Yanqi reached out and covered the mouths of her parents, who were sitting on either side. "If you keep saying this, it won't be 'Zheng Sheng Qi' but 'Li Xiang Lie's desire to stay away from her."
This rubbish made her feel cold!
In the end, it was Luo Qiqi, the person involved, who chose the people who would warm the bed tonight: the older group would be based on ranking, and the younger group would be based on age.
It's fair, no one should argue! Especially when someone's "Zheng" is the final word, whether you have "Zheng" or not!
Director team: "..."
How did you guys end up talking about living expenses and ended up warming your bed?
This is your honeymoon, so you can completely ignore our feelings, right?
There's so much dog food, don't you think they'll be stuffed? Not only will they be stuffed, but they might also be blinded Σ(ˉ□ˉ||)
"Hahahaha what should I do, I suddenly feel so sympathetic towards Zhao Hao and the others haha"
"This is a young couple's honeymoon, isn't that normal? Haha."
"Brother Liang, your jokes are becoming more and more creative, hahahaha"
"Brother Sheng has been led astray a little bit, hahahaha"
"Don't say Brother Sheng was led astray, Sister Qi has already been infected, haha."
"So if you sit next to Liang, you'll be filled with bad jokes, right?"
"Why are they so funny? Hahaha, Yue Xin is really busy and exhausted. In the end, even his wife has to rely on him for support, and she helps him count money."
"Look, who gives Yuexin a 'monthly salary'? Isn't it his 'monthly salary' that goes to his family members?"
"When necessary, you can sacrifice Huhu. The value of this sentence is still increasing. Hahahaha"
"Not only does he have to support his wife, he also has to support his brothers, haha. He's so busy sacrificing himself for the benefit of the whole family."
"Our Tiger, you said you were the first to drink soup back then, and now Brother Sheng has already gained points, but you still have to keep waiting!"
"Hey, there's also Busy King Huhu, these two still have a lot to wait for~"
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