HCB Chapter 218 Too Obscene
Chapter 218 Too Obscene
Song Yuan looked at the search interface on the Heavenly Book with curiosity: "Is this the legendary Heavenly Book? The legendary all-knowing Heavenly Book? Is it better than me?"
Xiaoya showed an awkward yet polite smile on her face.
Of course she wanted to say that it was better than the Song and Yuan dynasties.
After all, this is a product of Kunlun.
Of course it must be a fine product.
But Xiaoya still had some idea in her mind. After all, most of the people standing in front of Song Yuan were working for Song Yuan.
"You don't have to worry about what I think, just say it directly." Song Yuan could see Xiaoya's concern.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Ya actually nodded in front of Song Yuan: "Yes, our Kunlun Heavenly Book is very powerful. It knows everything about astronomy and geography. Nothing can escape the eyes of the Heavenly Book..."
"Then what color shorts is Zhao Li wearing today?" Song Yuan asked without saying anything.
Xiaoya and Song Yuan subconsciously looked in the direction of Zhao Li.
Zhao Li covered his pants and said, "Why don't you two guess what color underwear Hua Mulan is wearing?"
Hua Mulan couldn't help but hit Zhao Li on the arm.
"Isn't it too disgusting?" Song Yuan coughed, feeling a little embarrassed.
Zhao Li was furious: "Then guessing my answer isn't vulgar?"
Song Yuan was curious and looked like he was going to ask for divination: "You are so excited, are you not wearing anything?"
Zhao Li: "..."
Song Yuan looked at Xiaoya beside him and said, "Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and search."
Xiao Ya's face looked a little ugly, but she had said it. After all, she had just patted her chest and said that Kunlun's Heavenly Book was omnipotent.
"If you don't know how to search, I will do it." Xia Dongqing was very interested in this heavenly book.
Then Xiaoya took out a small brocade bag from her pocket. The small brocade bag was made of red cloth and had a large golden ingot embroidered on it. It looked like a small purse.
Xiaoya took out a handful of white stones from the small purse.
Or jade.
Every stone sparkles with silvery-white light.
It seems to be quite valuable.
Originally she grabbed five, took a look at the heavenly book on the ground, picked and chose, and then returned two.
Finally, he took the three stones and threw them into the heavenly book.
However, the jade-white paper of the book was like the surface of a lake, swallowing the three stones. Xiao Ya said to Tian Shu, "What color underwear is Zhao Li wearing today?"
This sentence also appeared above the search bar in the book that day.
The entire heavenly book rippled like water.
During this time, Zhao Li's eyes widened: "So you still charge for this thing?"
Xiaoya nodded: "Yes, the money we just gave out was our Kunlun money."
"How much is it worth in RMB?" Xia Dongqing is indeed a poor guy and is quite interested in any currency.
Xiaoya opened her mouth to speak several times.
however.
But I couldn't find any words.
"That's not even in the same system, how can it be converted? A Kunlun coin would be considered priceless in the human world." Song Yuan was at a loss whether to laugh or cry: "It can't be exchanged."
"But you are poor enough." Before Xiaoya could smile, Song Yuan added.
Xiaoya looked unhappy.
The main reason was that the question Song Yuan asked was too confusing, and Zhao Li didn't want Xiao Ya to really figure out the answer to this question.
It would be fine if Kunlun’s Heavenly Book was only the size of a palm.
The key issue now is that Kunlun’s Heavenly Book is quite large and everyone can see it. Who knows whether everyone can see the final result that Xiaoya comes up with?
Zhao Li was already feeling a bit guilty, and upon hearing Song Yuan's words, he mocked Xiao Ya from all sides: "Forget it if you don't have money? So this heavenly book of yours costs money? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I wouldn't have been able to do it myself."
Hua Mulan was curious: "Brother Li, can you tell your own fortune?"
Zhao Li nodded: "Of course, don't you see who I am?"
Xiaoya looked unhappy.
To her, Zhao Li was really ungrateful.
Who did she take out Kunlun's heavenly book for?
It's all for the sake of herself and Zhao Li so that they can live a better life in the future, without having to trouble Song Yuan every time.
It would be fine if Song Yuan was free, but the key is that Song Yuan is quite expensive.
"Zhao Li, you should understand that my Heavenly Book is specifically for the two of us," Xiao Ya wanted to endure it at first, but in the end, she couldn't help but stare at Zhao Li with an unhappy expression and said, "After all, it is for the two of us, and it still gives you convenience. How can you laugh at me like this?"
Zhao Li had a bad feeling, as if Xiao Ya had misunderstood something, so he quickly explained, "That's not what I meant. Please don't say anything nonsense. Besides, if you calm down, there's no need to ask such a question to test the authenticity of the Kunlun Book."
"If I don't need such questions, what do you think I should use?" Xiaoya said nonchalantly. As she spoke, the little girl actually raised her hand and threw a stone in the direction of the Kunlun Heavenly Book. "If it's a complicated question, then it's fine. Such a small question doesn't cost much, and I can afford it."
Xia Dongqing nodded: "Then why did you take out so much just now?"
Xiaoya frowned. "Actually, if you want to know the details of the question, you can pay a little more, but I think you can just ask roughly what color pants Zhao Li is wearing."
After throwing the small stone, the Kunlun Heavenly Book finally changed. Two more words appeared on the calm page of the Kunlun Heavenly Book: yellow.
Song Yuan looked at the scene curiously, then turned and stared at Zhao Li: "Are your pants yellow?"
Zhao Li felt very uncomfortable. The key point was that everyone was staring at him, especially Xia Dongqing, who wanted to rush over and pull it away.
"Do you have any sense of boundaries? Stay away from me." After seeing Xia Dongqing approaching Zhao Li, he took two steps back and wanted to kick Xia Dongqing in the face.
"We have to check the authenticity of the Heavenly Book. Just let me take a look, I'll just take a look." Xia Dongqing said with a smile: "As an upright person like me, would I cheat you?"
Zhao Li also believed in Xia Dongqing. After all, Xia Dongqing was raised by Zhao Li, so Zhao Li stopped and let Xia Dongqing look at his underwear.
As a result, Xia Dongqing grabbed Zhao Li's shorts and pulled them up hard, pulling Zhao Li's shorts directly out from the belt. Now everyone could see clearly that Zhao Li's shorts were yellow.
"But I saw some other colors besides yellow. Zhao Li, you're not wearing flowery shorts, are you?" Song Yuan's eyes were sharp. He turned and glanced at Xiao Ya: "Don't laugh anymore. Throw a few more stones and ask what color the shorts are."
Zhao Li was in a terrible state and almost beat up Xia Dongqing. The others were also very happy. Even Hua Mulan couldn't bear to watch it. Xia Dongqing's action just now was too obscene.