HCB Chapter 113: The Yasukuni Shrine Toilet is for Pooping
Chapter 113: The Yasukuni Shrine Toilet is for Pooping
As gunshots rang out in the quiet night.
Zheng Kaixin understood that his duty was over.
If they continue to argue, they may end up in trouble.
The key point is that after the gunshot, he thought that Li Chengqian and his group would definitely be alerted, so he led his men to pretend to be terrified and disperse.
The Japanese police then hurriedly ran towards the Yasukuni Shrine.
But this place is more than a thousand meters away from the Yasukuni Shrine, and it will take at least three to five minutes to run there.
Zheng Kaixin thought that Li Chengqian should have enough time to evacuate, so he drove away from the scene with his men.
"Are we just leaving like this?" Fang Jianguo asked worriedly.
Zheng Kaixin wiped off the red paint on his face and said, "We have done enough. You still have to make a living in Shinjuku. There is no need to get yourself involved."
"The key is that Shinoda Kenshi has already raised some doubts, and I have important matters to deal with, so I can't stay here any longer."
After hearing this, Chen Lin stepped forward and said, "Then you go back and deal with the matter first. We'll wait here and maybe we can pick up Mr. Li and the others."
Zheng Kaixin looked at Chen Lin and said, "I advise you to leave as soon as possible. Mr. Li is not an ordinary person. He dared to come and smash the Yasukuni Shrine. He must be ready to retreat. If we stay, not only can we not help, but we may even hinder us."
After hearing this, Chen Lin and Fang Jianguo were silent for a while, and finally nodded, no longer opposing Zheng Kaixin's suggestion.
The group quickly got into the car and fled the scene to avoid being in trouble if the Japanese police or even people from the Army Department arrived.
On the other side, Li Chengqian finally finished smashing the sixth floor with the time bought by Zheng Kaixin and the others.
They were all very satisfied with their works, but Li Chengqian always felt that something was missing.
correct! !
"Do you feel it, I mean do you feel like pooping?"
After hearing this, Cheng Yaojin's eyes lit up. He lifted up his skirt and took off his pants, then squatted down and started to exert force.
Li Shimin and Li Jing were both stunned!
"Oh my god, your reaction is too fast!!"
Cheng Yaojin turned to Li Shimin and smiled: "I'm just a little anxious. Sorry, Your Majesty, if you find it smelly, you can go somewhere else!"
Yes, it must be done!
Even if it's to save the emperor's face, he must take a dump here!
Everyone quickly looked for a convenient place. No matter whether there was feces or not, they had to squeeze out some at this time.
Otherwise, it would be a wasted trip to the Yasukuni Shrine.
Li Jing and Di Renjie first pointed their mobile phones at Cheng Yaojin and took a lot of photos. Cheng Yaojin even made a "yeah" gesture to them!
Then he followed the crowd to other floors and took pictures one by one.
But they have no paper!
Cheng Yaojin finished first and grabbed a Japanese flag and started to wipe it.
"Wait, tear off a little and give the rest to others."
Li Chengqian quickly spoke up to stop him because he didn't bring any paper either.
But it was too late for him to shout, Cheng Yaojin had already finished wiping.
Cheng Yaojin pulled up his trousers and looked around: "This... I will go and see if there are any other Japanese plaster flags!"
You know what, he really found quite a few!
So, Cheng Yaojin became a paper delivery man, helping people find plaster flags everywhere.
As everyone worked hard to make chrysanthemums bloom on each floor, the Japanese police finally arrived at the Yasukuni Shrine toilet and opened the door to see what was going on! !
There was a strong smell of urine, coupled with the scene of everything being smashed to pieces.
Everyone was so shocked by the scene that they stepped back in disbelief!
"Yujukan!! Hurry..."
Because of his age and the fact that he had just started filming, Li Jing stretched the slowest and was trying hard to hold his breath.
He and Li Shimin were on the first floor!
But at this time, the footsteps of the Japanese police could be heard.
"Stop pooping and get up quickly!" Li Shimin had just finished wiping his butt and put on his pants.
Li Jing's face turned red: "Your Majesty, please help me for a while. There is still a lump that has not been squeezed out. It will be fine soon..."
"You are constipated, pharmacist!!"
Li Jing couldn't answer because he was at a critical moment. If he relaxed at this moment, he would probably shrink back again!
Helplessly, Li Shimin had to help his ministers keep watch on the gate in his capacity as emperor and rushed to the door with his men.
When the two sides met, they were both stunned! !
"idiot!!"
"Baga your sister!"
Li Shimin kicked over and instantly knocked away several Japanese policemen who were blocking the door.
The guards rushed forward and quickly ended the battle before the Japanese police drew their guns.
At this time, Li Jing finally squeezed out the last banana. The shape was perfect, but it was a little hard.
Li Chengqian and several others also came down from upstairs to gather.
"Withdraw~~"
Just like that, the Tang Dynasty soldiers disappeared into the darkness after leaving their traces in the Yasukuni Shrine.
When more Japanese police and special forces from the Army Ministry arrived, they were greeted by a foul stench and plaster flags that had been used to wipe their butts.
"Baka, baka, baka..."
An Army Ministry official was so incompetent and furious that he sounded like a parrot.
On the other side, Li Chengqian and his companions successfully escaped over the wall. When they were about to go back to where the ten Crown cars were parked, they felt that it might not be safe there, so they canceled the plan.
"Where to go now?"
Li Chengqian looked at the time and found that there were still more than 8 hours before he could travel back to the Tang Dynasty.
It was around nine o'clock the next day.
"I'll take you to another place. During the Anti-Japanese War, the Japanese used the blood of our people to build a statue of Guanyin. It's called the Little Yasukuni Shrine. The Japanese Class A war criminal Matsui Iwane is enshrined there."
"What did you say?!" Li Shimin stopped instantly.
"This Guanyin statue was built with the blood and mud of our people! The devils are so vicious. This Guanyin statue must be demolished!"
Everyone was so angry that the sense of satisfaction they had just felt from destroying the Yasukuni Shrine's toilet was gone in an instant.
What he got in return was even more furious, and he vowed to destroy the Guanyin statue.
"Change clothes first. We are probably the focus of the Japanese's attention in our uniforms now. It's too conspicuous to walk on the street."
Li Chengqian looked at a street block and said, "Let's go!"
The group groped their way into the neighborhood in the dark, where there were relatively low, two-story villas.
Most of the residents' clothes are hung out to dry in the yard.
But the problem is that Li Chengqian and his men are all tall and strong men, while most of the Japanese are short.
It took the group more than half an hour to finally change their clothes.
Cheng Yaojin anxiously pulled off his T-shirt, revealing his belly button.
Yuchi Gong's muscle lines were clearly defined and extremely tight.
Only Li Chengqian, Pei Xingjian, and Li Shimin were of average build and dressed decently! !
At the same time, because the Yasukuni Shrine was severely damaged by unknown persons, the Japanese top leaders were alarmed and directly ordered to blockade the surrounding areas within a radius of ten kilometers and conduct a comprehensive search for suspicious persons.
By the time Li Chengqian and the others changed their clothes and came to the street, they could clearly hear the noisy sound of police sirens coming from the street.