HCB Chapter 38 Everyone is a unique piece of mud in this world! (1)
Chapter 38 Everyone is a unique piece of mud in this world! (1)
Jiang Fan pondered for a while, then said seriously and sincerely.
"I think everyone is a unique piece of mud in this world, unique and beautiful."
"Unique mud? So, you think I'm ugly and unique?"
"????"
The Gap Girl is clearly showing signs of anger, her closed mouth is slowly opening, revealing her fangs.
Jiang Fan was helpless, he wanted to refuse to answer this question.
It's the same answer to a woman whether she loves me or not. A woman will only believe the answer in her heart.
Jiang Fan shook his hand hard.
Unfortunately, he couldn't beat the Gap Girl.
Otherwise, he would have given her two big slaps in the face to wake up the gaping girl.
"Fuck you, don't you have any idea what you look like? Get lost!"
But even if you can beat it.
The fellow diners, including the shop owner, attacked together, but he couldn't beat it.
Jiang Fan is not yet confident enough to be the most powerful in the strange talk world.
Since the hard ones are not enough, we can only come to the soft ones!
As the saying goes, if you can't answer a question, ask another question to divert attention.
"Ma'am, there is a reason why you care about whether you look good or not!"
The gaping girl was stunned, her mouth slowed down, and she looked at Jiang Fan in a daze.
Seeing that there was something going on, Jiang Fan opened his mouth again, speaking slowly.
"Oh, look, you must not pay attention to your grooming, look at your mouth, it's bloodless!"
After listening to Jiang Fan's words.
The Gap Girl suddenly stuck out her long tongue, smearing a little blood on her mouth.
The whole big mouth looks extremely bloody!
Oh, it's still 999 big red.
Jiang Fan:......Damn it!
Jiang Fan took out a lipstick from his pocket and took out a sign for the women's restroom.
"Ma'am, this color fades easily, why don't you try this lipstick, it must be the best match for you!"
The Gap Girl took the lipstick and stared at the lipstick in a daze, her big mouth opened so flustered.
Then he unscrewed the lipstick curiously, revealing the lipstick paste.
A huge pink Death Barbie pink lipstick is revealed.
Fans, Jiang Fan, a straight man, couldn't bear to look directly at him.
This lipstick was abandoned for no reason!
The Gap Girl looked at the lipstick, but she didn't show any expression. She just gently licked the blood off her lips with her tongue, then picked up the lipstick and dabbed it on her mouth.
A big mouth that was terribly split, instantly turned pink and tender.
"Yes, that's it. Look, how beautiful it is, as beautiful as a flower. This lipstick color matches you so well!"
"Ma'am, in fact, you don't need to ask others if you look good, because every girl is the most unique and has the right to be beautiful."
Looking at the big pink mouth in front of him, Jiang Fan tried his best to hold back his smile.
This Nima has a large pink piranha flower in front of her, who can resist it?
The point is, it's still bright pink!
No, can't laugh!
He has been trained!
Unless...it's really funny!
Here, Jiang Fan used lipstick to solve the customer without any accidents, but the other chosen ones were unlucky.
Stan the Chosen One.
The lazy bed didn't make him miss work time, but because of work, Stan didn't eat the breakfast his mother prepared.
Until now, the stomach is empty.
Seeing the delicious food ordered by the diners, Stan felt very hungry.
"Oh, I won't be lazy again next time! Damn it, why do you still have to go to work in the world of ghost stories? Farke!"
Stan was holding the dish cursingly, feeling dizzy.
Seeing how delicious the diners were eating, Stan remembered the lunch box he brought in the morning.
"Oh, by the way, don't I still have meals made by my mother?"
"Take a small bite, it shouldn't be a problem, right?"
Stan likes the twice-cooked pork cooked by his mother very much. The peppery sliced pork with rice is simply a must!
"That fat man said he can't eat between eleven o'clock and one o'clock, so it should be fine for me not to be found, right? Just take a bite!"
Stan specifically hid behind the pillars of the restaurant, from this angle, the diners could not see him at all.
Quietly opened the lunch box, picked up a piece of twice-cooked pork and quickly threw it into his mouth, chewing.
The speed was so fast that in less than a second, Stan finished eating and quickly put it back.
After eating the lunch made by his mother, Stan's hunger was greatly relieved, he felt less hungry, and even had a clear mind and a lot of energy.
"Haha, if you don't get caught stealing food, you won't be in danger!"
Stan shook his head, he didn't feel the slightest danger.
suddenly.
In the corner of Stan's eyes, a touch of red appeared.
The red color is very bright, and it arouses Stan's curiosity.
"what is that......."
Stan wiped his eyes, took a closer look, and saw that smear of red appeared on the diner's table.
After seeing it clearly, Stan's heart trembled, goose bumps rose all over his body, his face turned pale with fright, and he sat on the ground all of a sudden.
The meals that the diners ate with relish and taste are gone.
Instead, there are chunks of blood dripping meat!
The twice-cooked pork turned into raw sliced meat with some broken bones on it!
The peppery fat intestines turned into white large intestines, and they are comfortable when fried...that's hair!
Stan watched the diners tear off a whole piece of the head, and saw the tomato and egg soup.
What tomato soup is it? It's clearly a human broth with pieces of flesh and bones floating out!
Stan tried his best not to yell out, but he was still terrified by the sudden horror and bloody scene, took a step back, and bumped into a soft object.
Stan's face turned pale and he turned his head to look at the soft thing, his pupils said suddenly, as if he had seen something more incredible and terrifying.
The diners turned their heads one after another, with weird smiles on their faces.
"It seems that we are going to have extra meals."
The disappearing boss appeared behind Stan. At this moment, the fat boss was no longer in human form, but a huge black bear!
The black bear smelled bloody all over its body, saliva dripped from its open mouth, and a few pieces of red meat were stuffed on the tip of its sharp teeth.
Seeing this, Stanza ran away.
The strange appearance of the fat boss, the sudden appearance of fresh flesh on the diners' table, and the whispers of the diners made no secret of the madness in his eyes.
All signs indicated that he broke the rules and got into big trouble!
But Stan's escape speed was far slower than that of the black fur monster, and he was taken to the kitchen within a few steps.
And the empty kitchen also showed a figure.
One after another corpses were hung on the roof of the house, with some missing organs, missing arms and legs.
One by one, monsters were cutting off pieces of flesh from the corpses and throwing them into the pot for cooking.
After a while, a strong meaty aroma was emitted.
"Hi, new ingredients are here."
Black fur monster Kaka smiled, exchanged glances with the busy chefs, and hung Stan on the roof as well.
A gust of wind blows.
The mummy on the roof swayed, and a new face quietly emerged inside.
[Stan, the Chosen One of the Kingdom of Heaven, died, and strange stories came randomly.....]
The outside world, heaven.
The lively meeting suddenly became quiet, filled with an atmosphere of silence.
Now that their chosen ones are dead, do they still need to discuss the rules of ghost talk?
Oh, it's time for a vacation.
"Let's go, go back and have a good rest, and wait for the next round of strange talks to start."
The leader of the strange talk group of the Kingdom of Heaven waved his hand, and after being silent for a long time, he spoke slowly.
Looking at the whole row of rule reasoning behind.
The members of the strange talk group couldn't help kicking each other.
Those who went to Nima also reasoned about Jill.
People are gone, so burn it after reasoning? !
roll! ! !