Chapter 127 Is this what they call building confidence?
Chapter 127 Is this what they call building confidence?
Deep within the labyrinth.
Five minutes into the game, cries of pain erupted everywhere.
"Ouch! This tree root can trip you up!"
"Stop bothering me! Stop bothering my pants! They're going to fall down!"
Zhang Chulan was crouching low, carefully making his way through the bushes.
"Be lewd... Hold it in... As long as I'm lewd enough, the plants won't be able to spot me..."
Just as I was muttering to myself, a pink mist suddenly drifted in from ahead.
That was pollen sprayed from a giant hallucinogenic mushroom.
Zhang Chulan didn't notice and took a puff.
The next second, his eyes glazed over, and a perverted smile appeared on his face.
In his eyes, the surrounding vines disappeared, replaced by a group of scantily clad young women waving at him.
"Brother Chu Lan, come play!!!"
"Hehehe... Sisters, I'm here... My virginity mark can finally be broken... Hehehe..."
Zhang Chulan, drooling, opened his arms and pounced on her.
"Whoosh!!!"
A thick vine instantly wrapped around his ankle and lifted him up sharply.
"ah!!"
Zhang Chulan was instantly suspended upside down in mid-air, swaying back and forth like a dried piece of cured meat.
He instantly regained consciousness the next second.
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The hallucination vanished, and there was no young lady in front of him, only a giant carnivorous flower drooling over his head.
"Holy crap!!! What the hell is this?! Help!! Master! I'm done playing! I want to go home!!"
……
On the other hand, Xiao Zizai chose a different way to pass the level: the unique violent demolition aesthetics of Shaolin disciples.
"Amitabha! Those who block the way, behead them!"
Xiao Zizai pushed up his glasses, and the Great Compassion Hand in his hand transformed into a sharp blade, cutting through all obstacles.
Any trees or vines that stood in his way were all chopped into pieces by him.
"Pruning branches and leaves is also a form of spiritual practice."
However, his "violent trimming" clearly angered Sudo.
Su Duo, sitting on the roof of Tingfeng Pavilion, pouted:
"That uncle with glasses doesn't care about the flowers and plants."
She tapped it lightly with her finger.
The ground in front of Xiao Zizai suddenly cracked open.
A "carnivorous plant" as tall as a three-story building sprouted from the ground!
High is justice!
It opened its enormous mouth, big enough to swallow a car, and took a bite out of Xiao Zizai!
"You beast!"
Just as Xiao Zizai was about to retaliate, he found that the ground was covered in slime and he couldn't stand up at all.
"Awooo!!!"
The man-eating flower swallowed Xiao Zizai whole, leaving only his two legs sticking out and kicking.
"Pah! Pah!"
A few seconds later, the man-eating plant vomited Xiao Zizai out again.
Then it was tied tightly with a thick willow branch.
Xiao Zizai was covered in green slime, his glasses were askew, and he looked utterly bewildered.
He, the dignified and compassionate Xiao Zizai, was actually... chewed up and spat out by a flower?
And it seems... that he even complained about the taste?
……
Wang Ye's situation wasn't much better.
"Stop the clapperboard! Settle the matter!"
He caught himself on a branch that had been pulled at him, and just as he was about to run, the grass beneath his feet suddenly turned into a swamp.
"The character '巽'... Huh? Why isn't there any wind?"
In this plant realm completely controlled by Su Duo, the five elements were suppressed by the vigorous wood energy.
"Well, we've been caught off guard."
Wang Ye watched helplessly as a bunch of vines wrapped around him.
It was bound together like a rice dumpling by several vines and hung next to Zhang Chulan.
"Old Wang, you're here too?" Zhang Chulan greeted him while swinging on the swing.
"Don't speak, I want to be alone." Wang Ye felt utterly hopeless.
"Who is Jingjing?"
"..."
……
All the masters suffered defeats and were defeated.
Just then.
A golden figure moved through the forest as if walking on flat ground.
The Longhushan team's participating member is the Monkey King.
It did not use brute force, nor did it use any magic.
It was originally a monkey from the mountains, and this forest was like home to it.
It swings on vines, slides on leaves, and can even "communicate" with plants that attack people.
"Squeak?" (Excuse me?)
The Great Sage patted a tree branch blocking his path.
The once menacing branch seemed to understand, obediently making way for it, and even growing a flower to serve as a stepping stone.
"Holy crap! This monkey is cheating! It's in cahoots with the plants!"
Zhang Chulan, who was hanging from the tree, shouted that it was unfair.
The Great Sage turned around and made a face at him, then with a few leaps, he arrived at the very center of the forest.
A golden pine cone hangs at the top of a large tree.
"squeak!"
The Great Sage leaped forward and grabbed the golden pine cone.
"when--!"
The final gong sounded.
All the plants instantly stopped attacking and returned to their normal appearance.
Zhang Chulan and Wang Ye, who were hanging, fell to the ground with a "thud".
Xiao Zizai also awkwardly picked up his glasses from the ground.
Su Wuxian led Su Duo in, and seeing the Great Sage holding the pine cone, he clapped his hands in satisfaction:
"Congratulations, Great Sage! You've won the 'Jungle Adventure' competition!"
Prize: Ten boxes of bananas! Plus, permanent free admission to the back of Longhu Mountain!
The Monkey King, holding a pine cone, excitedly did somersaults on the tree.
But then it suddenly dawned on me.
"Squeak! (I'm just a monkey in the back mountain, I don't need a ticket!!!)"
"Master..."
Zhang Chulan got up from the ground, his head covered in leaves, looking resentful.
"Sister Duo'er...you went too far!"
Xiao Zizai nodded as well.
"I almost thought I was going to be digested as fertilizer by that flower."
"Sigh, this was supposed to be a boost of confidence for everyone, but it turned out like this... sigh..."
Zhang Chulan suspected that the advisor was showing off, but he had no proof.
Su Wuxian ruffled Su Duo's hair, his eyes filled with pride:
"How about that? Isn't my girl amazing?"
"In the past, people were killed with poison; now, they are trapped with life."
"This is the true meaning of endless life."
Holding the fertilizer bag, Su Duo shyly hid behind Su Wuxian and whispered:
"Actually... that carnivorous flower didn't intend to eat Uncle Xiao."
"It just felt that Uncle Xiao's murderous aura was too strong, and wanted to help him... take a bath."
Xiao Zizai, smelling the strong, slimy plant odor emanating from himself, pushed up his glasses and gave a wry smile:
"That bath was... quite thorough."
"Alright! The morning's matches are over!"
Su Wuxian waved his hand:
"Everyone's tired, let's have a snack at lunchtime!"
"This afternoon, we'll move on to the most exciting and important event, the third competition!"
"Mahjong Triathlon!"
Upon hearing the word "mahjong," Lu Jin, who had been pretending to be asleep, suddenly perked up his ears.
He suddenly opened his eyes and jumped down from the platform:
"Mahjong??"
"Su Wuxian! I'm signing up for this project!"
"I might not be able to beat you in a fight, but when it comes to mahjong... I'm the Mahjong Master!"
Su Wuxian looked at the spirited Lu Jin and a meaningful smile appeared on his lips:
"Sparrow God?"
"Old Lu, I hope you'll be doing well at the card table later..."
"How can you still be so confident?"
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