Chapter 75 Radish Squat in the Toilet
Chapter 75 Radish Squat in the Toilet
"I'm all better...who's coming?" Lou Manzhu's weak voice rang out.
"I'll do it!"
"I was here first!"
"No, I was here first!"
A cacophony of chatter erupted, creating utter chaos.
Song Yaqing estimated that there were still quite a few people waiting to use the restroom, and since her symptoms were relatively mild, she only squatted for a short while before quickly getting up.
However, when she came out, she found that the toilet was already packed with people.
Moreover, Zhang Hui happened to be among them.
Seeing this, Song Yaqing quickly waved to the other party, "Teacher Zhang, over here."
However, a female staff member suddenly squeezed through, saying, "I was here first, please make way."
Song Yaqing looked at the other person and explained, "Teacher Zhang is getting on in years, let her go first, can you wait a little longer?"
"Why should she be the first one because she's older? I can't wait!"
When it comes to diarrhea, everyone is equal.
At that moment, the female staff member no longer cared about Zhang Hui's age or status.
Just as the other person was about to force their way in, Lou Manzhu suddenly ran over and shoved them aside, shouting, "Teacher Zhang, come quick!"
"You..." The female employee came to her senses and was about to speak when a series of gurgling and rattling sounds suddenly came from her body.
Alright, now there's no need to fight over it.
Zhang Hui gave the other person an apologetic look, nodded, and then turned and went into the cubicle.
As a result, a short while later, Lou Manzhu also clutched her stomach and cried out, "Ouch, I can't take it anymore."
"..." Song Yaqing was completely speechless.
Fortunately, Zhang Hui came out in time. "Xiao Lou, hurry up and go."
"Mmm~"
Lou Manzhu went inside immediately.
After a while, when she came out, she said directly, "Sister Song, why don't you hurry up and have one too?"
Song Yaqing hadn't felt anything at first, but after hearing what she said, she suddenly felt a stomachache.
In the current situation, there's no need to be polite about giving up a mere cubicle.
So she hurried inside as well.
Two minutes later, Zhang Hui was unable to continue.
So, Song Yaqing squatted down first, and Zhang Hui squatted down next.
Zhang Hui squatted down, then Lou Manzhu squatted down.
Lou Manzhu squatted down, then Song Yaqing squatted down.
......
Such a major accident quickly attracted the attention of the entire television station.
When the chief director, Hong Tao, arrived, he found the entire studio empty, with everyone gathered in the restroom.
Whether it was ordinary staff, program leaders, or even the big stars they invited, everyone was clutching their stomachs and scrambling to do the "radish squat".
Of course, there were also some people who did not participate.
Those people are all waiting to change their pants.
Hong Tao's face turned ashen. He grabbed a staff member and asked, "Where's Lao Xiang?"
The man pointed to the restroom, "Director Xiang just went in."
"What about Lao Liu?"
"Planner Liu went to change his pants."
"..."
Hongtao asked several times and found that everyone in charge of the entire production team had also been infected.
No wonder the scene was so chaotic and no one stepped forward to handle it.
"Does anyone know what's going on?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a pale-faced man walked over shakily.
"Director Hong, I...I know..."
Chen Hui now feels like he wants to die.
An hour ago, someone started feeling unwell in his stomach, but he didn't pay much attention to it at the time.
But gradually, more and more people started getting diarrhea.
When someone mentioned food poisoning, the first thing he thought of was his good-for-nothing brother-in-law.
Now the entire production team has been affected. With the situation escalating so much, Chen Hui definitely can't keep it a secret any longer.
They might even end up in prison.
Therefore, upon seeing Hongtao, Chen Hui immediately confessed and even personally brought up Lu Dazhi.
"Director Hong, I've tried all the boxed meals that are delivered every day. I really didn't expect something like this to happen."
"Fuck your mother!"
After hearing Chen Hui's account, Hong Tao was so angry that he trembled and cursed, "I'll settle this score with you later."
"Now, you immediately contact other program teams at the TV station to come and help. Make sure this whole thing is completely covered up. If even a single word leaks out, I will absolutely not let you off the hook."
"Director Hong, don't worry, I will definitely make up for my mistakes."
The second episode is scheduled to be filmed tomorrow, but the entire production team is currently paralyzed.
The staff are fine; at worst, we can find someone else from the TV station to help.
However, several big stars invited by the program team have also fallen ill. If they are not treated quickly, the entire program will be ruined.
After giving Chen Hui his instructions, Hong Tao immediately contacted the TV station's leadership to request a doctor to come over.
After half an hour.
Several medical staff in white coats rushed to the TV station.
After briefly examining the symptoms of several patients, the doctor immediately concluded, "Director Hong, the people here are indeed suffering from diarrhea caused by food poisoning, but we need to conduct further examinations to determine the severity of the problem."
What kind of inspection is this?!
Hongtao didn't want the whole crew's "carrot squat" incident to become public knowledge. "Dr. Wang, I've already had the potentially toxic food tested. Now, please try to help everyone alleviate some of their symptoms."
"All right."
Soon, with the arrival of medical personnel and the addition of other staff from the television station, the situation finally stabilized.
Song Yaqing, Lou Manzhu, and Zhang Hui also came out of the restroom.
The other celebrities had also returned to the studio by this time.
However, of the seven celebrities who participated, only six showed up at this moment.
Bai Jingming went to change his pants.
Fortunately, after taking the antidiarrheal medication prescribed by the doctor, everyone felt a little better.
"I'm sorry everyone, this was a management oversight on my part, and I will definitely investigate it thoroughly. But don't worry, with Dr. Wang here, he will definitely be able to cure you all."
Hongtao began to comfort the celebrities one by one.
Although everyone suffered, having diarrhea is not something to be proud of. Seeing that he wanted to suppress what happened today, they didn't say anything more.
Hongtao thought the matter was finally under control.
Unexpectedly, not long after everyone took the medicine, they started having diarrhea again.
It's completely unstoppable.
Moreover, gradually, some people began to develop fevers and vomit.
Hongtao's expression immediately changed. "Dr. Wang, everyone was fine just now, how come it suddenly got serious again?"
Dr. Wang's expression also turned serious. "Director Hong, I suspect that food poisoning has caused other complications. You'd better take him to the hospital for examination immediately."
If we go to the hospital, then what happened today will be completely out of the question!
Hong Tao's face instantly turned extremely ugly.
However, diarrhea is a minor issue; if it leads to someone's death, then the situation will be much more difficult to resolve.
After much deliberation, he could only grit his teeth and say, "I'll contact an ambulance right away."
Ula ura~
Soon, ambulances arrived at the TV station.
......
Central Hospital, Department of Gastroenterology.
"Doctor, what exactly is going on?"
"The patient suffered from food poisoning, which caused an imbalance in the gut microbiota, leading to intestinal dysfunction. This resulted in persistent diarrhea, and even symptoms such as fever and vomiting."
"Is there any way to cure it quickly?"
"Yes!" The head of the gastroenterology department nodded and continued, "By injecting a healthy person's feces into the patient's body, we can help balance the gut flora and stop the diarrhea immediately."
What is that? An enema!
Hong Tao, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, was completely stunned when he heard the treatment plan offered by the other party.
It's one thing for ordinary people, but to stuff other people's feces into the anus of those big stars.
This is utter bullshit!
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