Chapter 459: Back to being a butler?
Chapter 459: Back to being a butler?
"Huh??" Shenji was startled by this abrupt and unrelated question.
"A shrine maiden as adorable as you must be an indispensable help in saving the world," Lian Shi said, covering his blindfold and stepping forward.
"With your help, I can definitely suppress the seal on my right eye better and release it when the time is right. So, become my partner!"
"N-I'm sorry, I already have a lover," Xian Dao Shen Ji said, her face flushed, and she shyly glanced at Di Xing in the corner.
Di Xing's mind immediately went into overdrive!
Sure enough, the classroom went dark instantly. Lian Shi and Xian Yiji slowly turned around, putting on hoods marked with an "f" as they were consumed by rage.
Bai Xi suddenly raised her hand, smiling, and pointed at Di Xing. "It's decided. You are sentenced to the grinding pillar punishment."
Di Xing shuddered, and unpleasant memories flooded back. He immediately shouted, "Bai Xi, what are you doing getting involved in this mess, you girl! I'll tell your brother!"
"You dare to sue my brother? I'll silence you right now!"
"Ha, dream on." Di Xing suddenly flung open the window next to him. "You didn't expect this, did you? This is my escape route!"
It was precisely because Di Xing anticipated this possibility that he chose to sit by the window.
"Holy crap, you were all prepared all along?"
"Stop him! Don't let him get away!"
"Hehehe, you're just making things worse for me!"
Just as Di Xing jumped onto the windowsill and was about to escape, a small hand suddenly grabbed his trouser leg.
"Hey, class monitor, what are you doing?"
"I'm quite curious. Let me see that grinding stone torture they've been talking about."
"I misjudged you, class monitor!"
"Well done, squad leader! My dear friend, you've actually fallen for this heretical thing called love. It seems only I can seal you away myself."
"Don't come any closer!"
Just as Di Xing was about to be ravaged by the group again, he suddenly revealed a sinister smile.
"Look at my Plan B, go tell my Youyou!"
Di Xing threw out the Youyou card, which instantly expanded, repelling the onrushing crowd. Di Xing then grabbed Youyou's foot and floated away.
"How could I, Di Xing, possibly fall twice in the same place? Hehehehe!"
"You bastard!" Di Xing drifted away amidst the angry curses of his friends.
......
Having fled, Di Xing dared not return to Hope Lodge, and it was too late to return to Youquan Management Station, so he decided to stay overnight at Qian'er's place.
He sneaked into Qian'er's dormitory and used the key she had given him during the day to open the door. He saw Qian'er, half asleep, groping around in the room.
Di Xing stared in disbelief as she sleepily opened the refrigerator door, stood on tiptoe to reach the drink on the top shelf, but couldn't reach it because of her height.
After struggling for a couple of seconds, she accidentally bumped into a pomelo next to her. The pomelo wobbled a few times and rolled down, hitting Qian'er squarely on the head.
She immediately covered her head and squatted down, her eyes brimming with tears.
Di Xing sighed, walked over, and handed her the drink.
"How on earth have you managed to survive until now?"
Even after being hit on the head, Qian'er didn't seem fully awake. She pouted and mumbled, "Where did you run off to?"
"I have some things to attend to, my dear lady."
Suddenly, Qian'er reached out and hugged Di Xing. "You're not allowed to leave me behind anymore. Now carry me back to bed to rest."
"Okay, okay"
Di Xing carefully picked up Qian'er, who sat in his lap, drinking her beverage like a hamster.
Watching this scene, Di Xing couldn't help but wonder: What kind of girl is Qian'er? She's so different in public and in private.
Di Xing carried Qian'er back to bed. Qian'er, still half asleep, asked Di Xing to bring her her pajamas before shooing him out.
Di Xing breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness she didn't ask him to change her pajamas. But could she even change properly in that state? Never mind, she was exhausted!
Then Di Xing lay down on the sofa in Qian'er's living room and quickly fell asleep.
the next morning
"Di Xing!" Di Xing was awakened by Qian'er's unusually loud voice.
Before he could even sit up, a pillow was pressed directly against his face, and Qian'er pressed down on Di Xing's head with murderous force!
"Did you change my pajamas? What did you do to me? You huge pervert!"
Di Xing was completely bewildered. Wait, had he been cursed with a 100% chance of being beaten?
I barely escaped last night, but now I'm going to get beaten back?
No, it seems like Qian'er really wants to kill me with this force, it feels even worse than last night!
He struggled frantically, and accidentally slapped Qian'er's bottom.
Qian'er became even more frantic, pressing down on Di Xing with even greater force.
Then, with a "crack," Qian'er's luxurious sofa, unable to withstand the two's rough handling, collapsed!
However, Di Xing took the opportunity to escape, quickly taking deep breaths of fresh air before angrily shouting, "Are you really trying to kill me?!"
"I'm...I'm sorry," Qian'er finally calmed down.
Then it suddenly dawned on her: "Wait a minute! Is this how you act as a male servant? You actually laid hands on your master! Waaah, I'll never get married! You'd better take responsibility!"
"You changed those clothes yourself!"
"Huh? Is that so?"
"That's right, even though you almost killed yourself by grabbing a drink, accidents seem to happen on their own."
"That's right, I'm quite good at dressing myself up," Qian'er said proudly, pressing her hand to her chest.
"So you've wronged me, apologize to me right now!"
"I'm sorry."
"Really, and it's quite common for male servants to help young ladies change clothes in comics, isn't it?"
"What kind of lewd comics are you reading! You really are after my body after all!"
"I don't!"
The two playfully wrestled for a while longer, then Di Xing, under Qian'er's direction, carried his toolbox over to fix the sofa.
"Is this also a male servant's job?" Di Xing couldn't help but complain.
"Hmph, my Qian'er's male servant must be an all-rounder!"
"Then you should find a whirlwind butler," Di Xing retorted, "I'm not some blue-haired humanoid Gundam."
"Hmm, that's a good suggestion. From now on, you'll be my butler."
"So casual?"
"Of course, he also has to serve as a male servant."
"You also need to do a part-time job??"
With such a beautiful owner, what more could you want?
Qian'er stroked Di Xing's hair with a smug look.
"Oh, my beautiful mistress, the sofa you bought is a counterfeit product! You should be more careful!"
A hint of embarrassment immediately appeared on Qian'er's face, and she said somewhat deliberately...
"What? That damn profiteer? But that sofa wasn't that expensive, so forget about it. Hurry up, I'll get you a new outfit with an IUD in a bit, and you'll come with me to that speech."
"speech?"
"That's right, the maze exploration competition is about to begin, and as the student council president, I have to give a speech!"
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