Chapter 190 White-haired Lolita ~ Commemoration
Chapter 190 White-haired Lolita ~ Commemoration
"You old fool, I gave you a chance but you're useless. Her husband will face a hurdle in the future. If he can't overcome it, then everything will be over. But if he can, then it's called 'one person attains enlightenment, and even his chickens and dogs ascend to heaven'!"
Li Deyang: "..."
Wang Teng patted Li Deyang on the shoulder: "Alright, stop being so sentimental. Hurry up and take him in. Old Fan just called me; I guess the Night Watch has something to discuss with me."
"Alright, then I'll take her as my apprentice. But, Wang Teng, we have a deal, you'll have to help me with that hurdle of finding a husband for my apprentice!"
"I know, I know, out of all these people, you're the most troublesome! Alright, I'll call them out, and then I'll head back first."
As he spoke, Wang Teng walked straight in and became a third wheel, startling the two who were about to hug each other. They quickly turned their backs to each other and refused to look at each other.
"Damn, what kind of pose are you two doing, like a Lesbian rocker? Alright, sister-in-law, I've found you a master, hurry up and come out to become his apprentice!"
As he spoke, Wang Teng repeated what he had just said to the two of them.
Jiang Er glanced at An Qingyu worriedly, then asked Wang Teng, "It's a hurdle! Wang Teng, is there any way to help him avoid it?"
An Qingyu ignored herself and looked at Jiang Er, saying, "Yes, Old Wang is right, Jiang Er. If you become the disciple of Emperor Li of Fengdu, you will definitely be safer in the future and will be able to annihilate the Ancient God Squad and avenge your 008 Squad!"
Wang Teng's teeth ached from listening to it.
"No way, are you guys taking advantage of us single people who have no rights? Believe me or not, I'll sue you both. Don't worry, Jiang Er, I know what the hurdle your man will face in the future is all about, I just can't say it now, but it'll be something easy to handle in the future!"
Wang Teng's words directly caused a stir in the Anqing fish and Jiang'er fish markets.
……
After bidding farewell to Li Deyang, Wang Teng led An Qingyu directly towards the training base of the Zhetian Squad.
"Don't worry, Qingyu. Once your wife returns from studying with the Emperor of Fengdu, I reckon you'll be relying on him for protection and living off him."
An Qingyu stammered, "Wang... Wang Teng, don't say that, Jiang Er and I are not..."
"Shh, don't tell me about this. Ask yourself. Dude, you can fool me, but don't fool yourself! Okay, tell Qiye and the others that I have something to do and won't be back tonight."
……
Night Watch headquarters
Upon seeing Wang Teng's arrival, Ye Fan's expression softened slightly, but he still remained serious.
Wang Teng asked, somewhat puzzled, "No, Lao Fan, what's wrong with you now? Didn't I already wake up your goddess Wang Qing? What's wrong with you now...? Is she not letting you go to bed, or are you just getting old and not as strong as you used to be?"
"Cough cough cough!!!"
Ye Fan coughed violently, each cough louder than the last.
"No, Lao Fan, just say what's wrong. What's with that coughing? Um... (ー_ー)ノ Hello, sister-in-law..."
Wang Qing blushed slightly. Although Wang Teng had woken her up, she had been in a deep sleep for the past ten years, and her mental age was still that of someone in their twenties.
Now, suddenly being singled out by someone who called out Ye Fan, her bearded underling, for plotting against her, Wang Qing was so embarrassed that she didn't know where to put her hands.
At this moment,
Zuo Qing walked in: "Commander, your phone call~"
Ye Fan felt like he had been granted a pardon and quickly picked up the walkie-talkie: "We'll meet at your house in 30 minutes."
After hanging up the phone, Ye Fan quickly said to Wang Qing and Wang Teng, "Let's go, time is of the essence, let's talk there..."
Wang Teng looked at Ye Fan with suspicion: "Old Fan, who exactly are you talking about?"
"Shh, it's a secret, we'll talk about it when we get there."
Wang Teng was speechless: "For such a trivial matter, you even went behind someone's back. Old Fan, no wonder you're still single at your age, you deserve it!"
At Ye Fan's home,
The group waited in an empty room on the second floor.
"Old Fan, who exactly did you send? They're acting so high and mighty! Let me tell you, even if he's the Grand Celestial Venerable of Heaven, if he tries to act all high and mighty in front of me, I'll still beat him up!"
Wang Qing raised her voice: "Heavenly Court, does our Great Xia really have gods?"
"Of course! Didn't I say that the Great Xia gods shattered their heavenly court and divine bodies to save the people and prevent the fog from invading Great Xia, transforming into nine national guardian divine steles? Wait, sister-in-law, are you trying to trick me? You know better than anyone how the Night Watchers got their Star Blade."
Wang Teng blinked: "What should I know?"
"Nie Jinshan, the first commander-in-chief of the Night Watch, personally founded the Night Watch and traveled thousands of miles to Yaochi to obtain the divine weapon Star Blade for the Night Watch of the Great Xia Dynasty."
Wang Qing turned to Ye Fan: "Little brother, did you tell him about this too? Is he the next Lord Commander of the Night's Watch that you've chosen?"
Ye Fan pointed at Wang Teng, somewhat amused and exasperated: "Sister Wang, let me tell you, this kid is unpredictable! There are some things I don't even know, but he already knows. If he wanted to be the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch, I'd be more than happy to have him! But, given his lazy nature, I doubt it'll happen! Time's almost up, what's she doing?"
Just then, a beam of light shone directly into the room. Wang Teng and the other two turned to look, and Wang Teng's eyes widened in disbelief. He muttered to himself, "First there was Pangu, then there was heaven, and Wang Teng, the old immortal, was even earlier! He's only eighteen years old this year, and one Chaos Realm is one year! Good heavens, I thought I was already the king of coolness, but I never expected there to be someone even stronger! o( ̄▽ ̄)d Awesome!!!"
When he said the last word, Wang Teng's voice cracked.
A car headlight suddenly appeared on a pixelated overpass standing in the air.
One side of the overpass connects to the second-floor room where Wang Teng is located, and the other side connects to the void.
Boom~~
A deep engine roar echoed from the void.
Then, a dark gray, apocalyptic-themed McLaren sped through the void, hurtling towards Wang Teng and his group from the other end of the viaduct like lightning.
In the driver's seat,
A person dressed in a black cloak is steering a McLaren with one hand, giving off a sense of a life of unbridled freedom.
"Holy crap, a little cow riding a rocket, so cool! I've decided, next time I'm going to change my entrance. Flying around all the time is so uncool! Give me a chance to drive a Ferrari with one hand, and I can make all the girls bend over and eat their fill the whole time!"
Wang Qing and Ye Fan, who can't fly: "..."
Just then, the McLaren slammed on the brakes.
Squeak~~~
The wheels left a deep mark on the ground. The car door opened, and a white-haired loli with long silver hair stepped out.
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