HCB Chapter 172 Dubai Chapter 22: Livestream Room Nickname Collection
Chapter 172 Dubai Chapter 22: Livestream Room Nickname Collection
172 Dubai Episode 22: Livestream Room Nickname Collection
“You just said…”
What?!
"!!!"
Director Ma glared at him, trying to force him to change his mind.
Barrage:
No blush, just a yawn: A wide-eyed stare, and it's all an ultimatum—I'm the director, I'm the coolest!!
Shang Xu's dog: Those little eyes were barely open, and they still think they can oppress our Great Emperor Shang?
Farmer Three Punches Hurts a Little: I looked through binoculars and in real life, Director Ma's eyes are small, but not as exaggerated as in the pictures posted online. He probably just doesn't look good on camera. As for Director Luo, he's quite fair-skinned in person.
The water gun sprays pee, and everyone screams: I'll say it again, I'll say it a million times! Hua Hua is simply a goddess descended from heaven!! She's incredibly fair-skinned!! Her eyes are sparkling!! Being close to her makes me feel so comfortable!! The little white bunny that keeps peeking out of her sleeve is so cute!!
Old Shang is incredibly handsome!! Sometimes he has a rebellious, mischievous smile that's kind of wicked, oh, you know, a touch of roguish charm, but it's mostly just a direct, undeniable handsomeness. I dare say there's no one else in the entertainment industry who's this purely handsome!!
Xu Da Wan himself is super thin!! Tall and thin!! Small, pointed face! The only flaw is that he's too thin! He should eat more! I seriously suspect that the blond hair on his head is caused by malnutrition!
Mu Qing has such a cool and aloof aura!! But her smile is so gentle, like a pure, white moonlight! I saw her concert in Singapore! Her professional skills are top-notch!
Li Datou looks exactly like in the movie, with sharp features and a model-like face. Tangtang has such a dignified appearance, definitely motherly! She's even more beautiful than in the movie!
Shen Youyou... well, how to describe her? She's not ugly, but compared to the beauties galore in the entertainment industry, she's really quite ordinary. Like that... what was it again, the cleaning lady who cleans my 1,000-square-meter manor!
Fu Jingnian is somewhat handsome (like the male model who accompanied my aunt), but he looks weird in person. He has that oily, pretentious vibe and always tries to show off his shabby self. Also, why does he keep staring at Sister Lele?
I've heard that if someone has a long name, some idiot will try to pronounce it: "Wait, where are you two guys upstairs?"
Even with a short name, some idiots will still pronounce it: That guy's summary is spot on!! No! It should be "Young Master" now!
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"Scenario 1: In a meeting, there are five leaders and only four glasses of water on the table. How should you distribute them? Please solve this problem with high emotional intelligence."
Director Ma, give us another chance.
Shang Xu turned his head away, refusing to listen.
"I'll give the drink to whichever child behaves well."
"you!"
Director Ma pointed with his index finger.
"Listen to the sounds with your little ears, and look at the teacher with your little eyes."
Not to mention the four of them, netizens subconsciously followed his lead.
I strained my ears to hear what he was saying, and my eyes were involuntarily drawn to his face.
After all that, Director Ma was so angry his beard almost stood on end.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...!!"
Xia Yu laughed so hard she almost cramped up.
"Hahahaha, Lao Shang instantly transformed into a kindergarten teacher!!"
Duan Xiaotang laughed so hard she slapped the chair.
Seeing how happy she was, Li Yan's eyes sparkled.
"hehe."
"Who cares about you?"
Director Ma crossed his arms and made a sarcastic remark.
But the next second, the slap in the face came swiftly.
"I!!"
"I...I want to drink water!!"
"Ok??"
Everyone looked in the direction of the sound.
"Cough cough cough cough!!"
Love's face turned red from choking on the spicy snack, and he anxiously raised his right hand.
Shang Xu raised an eyebrow slightly and handed over the glass of water.
Love snatched the glass and drank four more in a row.
Barrage:
(Huh~ It really makes a difference that I haven't read many books. The director said I need high emotional intelligence to handle this, so what's with this Shang Xu??)
(Yeah, yeah, there are so many fangirls in the comments who are so forgiving of him. Haha, would you guys dare to date someone like that in real life? All looks and no ability to make money, you'd probably have to go out and sell yourselves...)
Shang Xu's dog: Ugh!!! The person upstairs is disgusting!!
When someone uses a water gun to spray urine, everyone yells: "Where did this ordinary guy come from? If he's in front of me, I'll kick him into the latrine!"
Tang Seng uses Pantene to wash his hair: You're lucky you've hit a brick wall. You're about to be spotted by your fans in China and it'll all be a real-life incident.
The farmer's three punches hurt a little: I think you're like Wu Dalang drinking medicine and needing a second cup—you're courting death!
Fishing Light's Vision is All About You: A hen flying to the sky isn't a good bird. Let's have a real offline showdown, I'll offer you a security company.
A comment from someone claiming to be a mistress (who has repeatedly refused the "flowery" version): Second floor, your voice sounds like a dog burping. Have you eaten too much shit? I'll provide a garbage dump!!
Elegant wine glass: You're all bark and no bite online, but in real life you're selling chickens from a tricycle. I think you're a cow that won't give birth, you're incredibly arrogant!
The comments section erupted with criticism of that netizen.
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"What kind of trouble are you causing, Baldy Luo?"
Director Ma sighed, feeling ashamed.
"Mistakes."
Love was a little embarrassed, but he still forced himself to go.
"Next interviewee."
"Xia Yu".
Xia Yu walked over and sat down gracefully.
Before Director Ma could even speak, she drank all four glasses of water in a row.
Wow, it's Sprite!
"It's still ice cold!!"
The girl's eyes sparkled.
"what?"
"I want to drink it too!"
Duan Xiaotang stretched her neck out like a giraffe.
Director Ma's face darkened as he looked at the props team.
Who put the Sprite in?
Props team: Silent but secretly laughing.
"There seems to be an undercover agent among us."
Director Ma went over and whispered to Luo Wei, covering his mouth.
"Isn't this just a perfectly normal thing?"
Love smiled.
"You should be afraid if there's no traitor."
"Cough cough."
Director Ma rallied his spirits, and with a quick thought, changed the topic:
Scene 2: You serve rice to your boss, and he says, "Serving so much, are you feeding a pig?"
"Please handle this with high emotional intelligence."
Director Ma thinks Xia Yu shouldn't be as mischievous as Shang Xu.
Before Xia Yu could even open her mouth to speak, a mouth suddenly appeared.
"Whisper in front of the boss, take it or leave it, I'll give you a high-EQ response."
Director Ma got a headache as soon as contestant number one, Shang Xun, made his voice appear.
"What did the boss say? Is there anything I can eat more than a pig?"
Xu Jianian joined in the fun.
"You're the leader when it comes to work, but I'm better at feeding pigs."
Mu Qing learned it and couldn't stop smiling.
"What's wrong with the waiter? Even a pig won't eat this food!"
Duan Xiaotang gave herself a thumbs up.
"You're too kind, sir. The bowls are round, the rice is plentiful, and today's dinner is a complete success!"
Everyone can see how fitting these words are coming from Li Yan's mouth.
"666, no wonder you've passed the civil service exam."
Director Ma has to mention this.
"Boss, your bowl isn't just any ordinary bowl! Your bowl is a bowl of a hundred blessings, overflowing with good fortune; your bowl is a bowl of a hundred prosperity, overflowing with wealth; your bowl is a bowl of a hundred longevity, overflowing with health and long life. Your bowl must be full!!"
To everyone's surprise, they discovered that Fu Jingnian was secretly looking at Baidu.
Barrage:
(No wonder, couldn't this guy at least try to look convincing!?)
(I'm dying of laughter, everyone's answers are hilarious, but I'd love to hear Hua Hua's answer!!)
(I knew Lao Shang was the one who started this scene, hahaha!!)
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