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Chapter 162 Dubai Episode 12: Life is tough, Director Ma weeps bitterly.



Chapter 162 Dubai Episode 12: Life is tough, Director Ma weeps bitterly.

"Shang."

"Are you going through a rebellious phase combined with menopause lately?"

Director Ma, sitting in the back seat with his legs crossed, couldn't help but scrutinize Shang Xu.

"Ah...no, I wouldn't dare."

Shang Xu smiled slightly, a nonchalant smile.

Director Ma Luowei: ???Gah? Hehe.

Barrage:

Grilled meat bibimbap: This isn't considered daring??

Shangxu's Dog: Perhaps our Shangbao has even more hidden explosive power!

An elegant stemmed glass: Let's wait and see what happens next.

El, Confident and Ready: Wait, where's Sister Yu's perspective? Why am I only seeing this side of the live stream?!

Social Gossip: Hey there, upstairs, you might be stuck in a maze!

Just kidding: You can only fool new fans, hahaha!!

"Where did you find this old bastard with a fingernail-sized, dustpan-shaped knee?"

Lowe covered his mouth with his right hand and whispered close to Director Ma's ear.

"He's incredibly good at judging people."

This statement is ostensibly a compliment but actually a criticism.

"I have a huge network of medical resources in Beijing. I'll introduce you to an ophthalmologist later and give him a real shock!"

"Yes, I'll donate my corneas to you."

Director Ma calmly retorted.

"No, don't get involved."

Love put his hands together in thanks.

"How did I end up signing this brat?"

"It's a long story, quite a significant one..."

Just as Director Ma was about to begin, Shang Xu in the driver's seat suddenly shouted.

"Wow, look out the window!"

Everyone instinctively looked outside.

The view outside the window, bathed in the glow of the setting sun, was captivating at first glance.

The comments were all the same:

Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow!

The vast horizon over the sea gradually transforms from a clear blue to a delicate satin spread out in shades of rosewood and gold.

The setting sun melts the glass curtain wall of the Burj Khalifa, turning it amber.

The Persian Gulf's shimmering waters, like shattered diamonds, bobbed and rippled, as several expensive white yachts cut through the golden surface, leaving long trails of rosy shadows.

"Good guy!"

Director Ma exclaimed in surprise.

He turned his head and saw that Lowe had already raised his phone and was taking pictures.

At this moment, the audience experienced the significance of the international episode, allowing netizens to see all kinds of beautiful scenery from around the world.

Barrage:

Sweet potatoes that are harder to bake than an exam:

*?( ??? )?* I feel like my brain cells are having a rave! I'm so excited!

Teletubbies short circuit:

Wow! Director Ma, Director Luo, the production team, and the guests (except for the Shen-Fu couple who are destined to be forever locked away and never released to the public) are really showing us the world! Gravity field! How could I live without you?!

Abby, brimming with confidence: The person upstairs, your attention to detail is impeccable!!

Give me a P90 or AUG:

Director Ma, could you please give me a suggestion, considering I'm a long-time fan despite not being a vocal commenter? I'd like to see the North American or Central European episodes!!

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: I suggest Director Ma occasionally launch fan-based spending events. Otherwise, with your wallet constantly in danger, I'm genuinely afraid our show will go out of business!

The mini drones entered the elevator with them.

Director Ma's eyes widened when he saw this comment, and he clutched his pocket tightly.

"Wow, this netizen 'Farmer Three Punches' hit the nail on the head!"

"These brats ruin the venue and props I've painstakingly prepared during the day, and then they try to empty my wallet at night! They're so awful, so incredibly awful!!"

Life is tough, and Director Ma wept bitterly.

"Hahahaha...!!"

Lowe, standing to the side, couldn't help but chuckle.

Director Ma glanced at him sideways, and his laughter grew louder and louder.

"But…."

Shang Xu's words seemed to leave much to the imagination.

Barrage:

Tang Sanzang used Pantene to wash his hair:

|д?′)!! Look, this man is called Xiao Shuai, he's about to speak. He's handsome from the side, incredibly handsome from the front, and from above, I want to slide down Mount Everest. His opening remarks are definitely something else!!

"Isn't Director Luo the mastermind behind the Dubai episode?"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than someone went on a rampage while someone else was struck by lightning.

Lovi: ∑(O_O;)! !

Director Ma's lips gradually curled up.

"Yes!"

"Thank you for spending money, Lao Luo!"

He patted the petrified Love.

I felt so relaxed, like a feather that could float away.

"Shang, some of your words have value and can be valued."

It's clear that Lowe wants to save a lot of money by spending little.

"I'm sorry, Director Luo, I'm a pretty straightforward person."

"Stop pretending, you're a scheming guy."

"That scheming boy is going to eat so many Australian lobsters, foie gras, and lamb chops. It would be perfect if he had a bottle of '82 Lafite..."

Love: ...

Love was petrified again.

Director Ma remained silent, his eyes crinkling into slits with laughter.

Barrage:

Social gossip: Hey kid, why did you have to provoke him?

You stepped on my leg hair: I'm dying of laughter, hahahahaha!

"Ding."

The three arrived at the floor.

The Al Muntaha restaurant is located 200 meters above sea level.

It offers a 360-degree panoramic view of the Arabian Gulf, Palm Jumeirah, the Jumeirah coastline, and the Dubai skyline, providing an unobstructed view of the beautiful scenery.

The manager, who had been waiting for them, greeted them with a smile and was incredibly friendly.

This is the latest dating reality show that's been all the rage worldwide!!

Shang Xu was communicating with him in English when two people suddenly appeared.

"Holy crap!"

Director Ma was startled.

"Director, it's us!"

Fu Jingnian saw him as if he were a savior.

Why are you making such a fuss? Where is everyone else?

"Director Ma, Xia Yu and the others won't let me and Brother Fu into the private room. They've left us standing outside. What does she mean by this? It's so obvious that she's bullying us!"

Shen Youyou was furious.

"Although I don't really mind, it's being broadcast globally after all. Director Ma, you need to discipline her properly, otherwise the audience will misunderstand. I'm doing this for her own good!"

As she cried, she glanced at the drone out of the corner of her eye, seizing the opportunity to play the victim.

Barrage:

(Xia Yu is going too far! She's so wicked, she could play a whole series of villainous supporting female characters, she'd be a perfect fit.)

(Oh dear, it's so unfair to our Youyou. Youyou is known for her kind heart and always thinks of others, yet she always gets bullied!!)

(Yeah, yeah, they're all from the same production team, they used to be like family. Isn't it going too far to not let them into the private room? Does she own the restaurant? It's not like she's the one paying the bill!!)

Tang Sanzang uses Pantene to wash his hair: A newly discovered little-known fact. Only users with accounts that have spent a lot of money can display their nicknames when sending comments in the live stream. May I ask who the three people upstairs are?

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: Who knows where this clown came from? Maybe he's a hired troll. Speaking of which, aren't Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian a bit useless? Let's not comment on Sister Yu's character yet. You two seemingly wise but actually foolish adults, instead of opening your own private room, you just play the victim and complain. Oh oh oh oh oh~

College student who stays at home: Yeah, that's hilarious!!


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