HCB Chapter 148 Thailand Section 76: You're a God Too
Chapter 148 Thailand Section 76: You're a God Too
"Why is it moving so slowly?!"
Xia Yu was speechless at the speed of the car.
It was a bit bumpy going uphill.
"That's normal. What good could a car that Director Ma gave us be?"
Shang Xu drove the three-wheeled vehicle with considerable patience.
"The cars are old and there are too many people."
Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan got off to walk.
They discovered that they were walking faster than the car.
Those chasing them saw how slowly they were moving and suspected something was amiss.
Shen Youyou and Fu Jingnian were at the forefront.
They were about to catch up.
Xia Yu buried herself in fiddling with the contents of the box.
"whee."
She pulled out a roll of firecrackers.
She reached out her hand, and without saying a word, Shang Xu handed her a lighter.
"Sizzle—".
The flames ignited the firecrackers, and Xia Yu threw them at the two people who were about to hit the back of their car.
"Be careful!"
Fu Jingnian shouted.
Shen Youyou almost stepped on it, and the two of them stumbled backward.
At this moment, the three-wheeled vehicle accelerated for a while, leaving them several meters behind.
Out of fear, the firecrackers were not lit.
"Ugh, I'm just scaring myself."
"These firecrackers are covered in so much dust, they must have expired."
Fu Jingnian patted his chest and pulled Shen Youyou along to continue the chase.
As luck would have it, the three-wheeled vehicle broke down and was on strike.
Just as the two stepped over the firecrackers, the misfired firecrackers suddenly went off with a loud crackling sound.
"Aaaaaaahh ...
The two screamed repeatedly amidst the billowing smoke.
"sure!"
Shang Xu propped his head up and watched the spectacle.
"Deserve it!"
Xu Jianian's buttocks are still sore.
"Since the car won't move, why don't we use the most primitive method and carve out our own path on foot?"
Li Yan did not intend to rely on this car.
"How can we run away? We can see it from upstairs too, it's desolate everywhere."
Duan Xiaotang was helpless.
"Look at me."
Xia Yu jumped off the car.
"The simplest and most direct method should be used."
She gave a wicked smile and kicked the tricycle.
"Frog Fun!"
Caught completely off guard, Shang Xu felt the three-wheeled vehicle take off at one degree and then plummet.
"Damn it, my pig!"
Xu Jianian:=????=????(●???● |||).
Xu Jianian took off with a bang and landed back on the iron seat.
Mu Qing was completely stunned by the rejection.
"Luckily, I wasn't in the car."
Li Yan secretly rejoiced.
"That's too much, Huahua!"
Duan Xiaotang smiled.
Shang Xu turned the handle, and the three-wheeled vehicle only slid forward half a meter.
"Cough cough cough cough—".
As the smoke gradually dissipated, Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou continued to cough.
The camera focused on them, revealing that their clothes were tattered, their hairstyles looked like they had exploded, and their faces were covered in black soot, like burnt sweet potatoes.
"Xia Yu, this isn't over between us!"
"Hey, sorry, I heard you!"
Xia Yu is going to search for firecrackers.
Before she could act, Shang Xu deftly lit the small tube of explosives and threw it over.
Fu Jingnian and Shen Youyou stared wide-eyed and ran as fast as they could.
"I don't believe it!"
Xia Yu was about to kick him again.
"No, no, no! Don't kick it apart!"
Li Yan quickly stopped him.
"The tonic is blocking my spellcasting..."
Summer fishermen have itchy feet.
"Brother Li Yan, didn't you fix my broken bicycle when Lanxi appeared last time? Can you fix this?"
Xu Jianian suddenly remembered this matter.
"Yes, Da Tou has played a repairman before and has learned relevant knowledge."
Duan Xiaotang suddenly remembered as well.
"We don't have the tools."
Li Yan was at a loss.
"Doraemon, can you do business?"
Duan Xiaotang actually knew this nickname.
"I still believe in the simplest and most direct method!"
He jumped out of the car and gestured for Xia Yu to proceed.
"Get out of the car, Mu Qing."
Duan Xiaotang pulled Mu Qing out of the car.
"No, what about me?"
Xu Jianian has yet to receive a response.
Xia Yu then began casting spells regardless of his own life.
The three-wheeled vehicle tilted, and Shang Xu, standing opposite, kicked it to put it back in place.
Xu Jianian stared wide-eyed, on the verge of tears.
"Excuse me, isn't my life a life too?"
"Fine, so you're bullying honest people, huh!"
Xu Jianian felt like she was on a roller coaster, going upside down.
I don't know how many times it kicked, but it finally stopped.
“Get in the car!”
Xia Yushang called for the others to get on the bus.
"Are you sure?"
Li Yan didn't understand the operation.
Duan Xiaotang, however, quickly got Mu Qing into the car.
"Beep beep—".
The three-wheeled vehicle made two loud noises and sped away.
"what??"
A question mark appeared on Li Yan's head as he felt only a gust of wind.
The car was gone in the blink of an eye?
"Hey, you guys left me behind!"
Li Yan quickly chased after him.
Barrage:
(\(`Δ')／ Brave Big Head, unafraid of difficulties.)
(Hahahahahahahahahaha, I didn't laugh on purpose, so please reduce your merits.)
(╭(°A°`)╮ Report this! Someone is abusing the elderly here!)
"What should we do about Brother Li Yan?"
Only Mu Qing cared.
"It's okay, he likes running."
Duan Xiaotang recalled that before she appeared on the dating reality show, Li Yan didn't like living in the manor, even though they lived in the same neighborhood.
Every morning I would ring her doorbell and insist on taking her for a morning run.
"He likes running, let him run as much as he wants."
After saying that, she worried that Li Yan might not be able to catch up, so she told Shang Xu to drive slowly.
"No, this car won't stop, and the brakes aren't working."
Shang Xu was grateful for the wide road; otherwise, he wouldn't know where he would have crashed into.
Several people were surprised:
Σ(????)? Don't mess with this!
"How about we jump out of the car?"
Xia Yu made a wild suggestion.
"You can try connecting to the hospital's WiFi if you want."
Shang Xu was both amused and exasperated.
"Holy crap, there's no road ahead!"
Xia Yu was alarmed.
From a distance of 100 meters, Shang Xu quickly surveyed the surroundings.
The guardrail in front is very low, and you can clearly see a large pile of haystacks and a river outside.
"He shouldn't die, right?"
he asks.
"What is should?"
What does "can't die" mean?
Xia Yu said one sentence, and Duan Xiaotang said another.
"Dear viewers watching this live stream, please help me find out which hospital in the world has the best medical facilities!"
Xu Jianian cried out in anguish.
The comments section was filled with exclamation marks.
Trust me this time, I guarantee you won't regret it!
Shang Xu told them to sit still.
He gripped the handlebars tightly with both hands. Just as he was about to hit the fence, the front of the bike was lifted up, the speed increased to maximum, and the rear tires almost started smoking.
"bump--."
With a loud thud, the three-wheeled vehicle, thanks to Shang Xu's skillful maneuvering, leaped over the guardrail and landed next to the haystack.
The clever ones jumped onto the haystacks to avoid getting their butts bruised.
Bullet comments: ~
(Just two words: awesome.)
(As expected of you, Lao Shang.)
(After the final blow, Xu Jianian was about to question the meaning of life.)
"Damn it, what have I ever done to you, Shang Xu?!"
Xu Jianian was in pain all over her body.
"You're amazing too, awesome!"
Li Yan took a long stride and flipped over the guardrail.
He couldn't believe what he was seeing.
“Brother Li Yan… help me…”
"I think I'm going to die..."
How badly was Xu Jianian tortured?
"You are a god too."
Li Yan's evaluation of him.
Duan Xiaotang and Mu Qing climbed down from the haystack without any serious injury.
As soon as Mu Qing landed, she anxiously went to see Xu Jianian.
Xia Yu sat on a high haystack, her feet dangling in the air.
"finished?"
Her voice rang out above Shang Xu's head.
He looked over and met Xia Yu's gaze, then smiled.
[Congratulations on escaping the park. Game over.]
[Calculating the guests' performance scores...]