HCB Chapter 140 Thailand Section 68: Great, it's the original singer, we're saved!
Chapter 140 Thailand Section 68: Great, it's the original singer, we're saved!
“Scattered clouds ~ fragrant ~ distant places, stone nest heart ~ vegetable wanderings.”
"Memories are like a myriad of sunset clouds, dazzling and sizzling."
Li Yan closed her eyes tightly and sang with a singing expression.
(Comments: Oh no! We let our guard down! Run! Li Datou is about to torture our ears again!)
(Comment: I thought Da Tou was practicing singing in private after that tent incident because he seemed so confident, but he's still just as awful.)
(Comments: This is amazing! I heard Actor Li singing! Actor Li, I'm retiring, and this is a retirement for life!)
"Ugh, Big Head, your singing is awful!"
Duan Xiaotang covered her ears tightly with both hands.
But it still couldn't block out the "wonderful sound" from heaven.
"No, when are you going to stop singing my songs?"
Xu Jianian was shocked to hear her song being so badly mistreated.
Two lines of tears streamed down my face, my heart aching.
Xu Jianian: (?????＿?????).
Am I some lowly species?
They were subjected to bullets, fed to pigs, imprisoned in a water dungeon, and had their ears mutilated.
"The crimson clouds drift into the distance, just like my heart wandering. Memories are like the sunset, brilliant and burning hot."
Xu Jianian's voice was beautiful and lingering.
Time slowly slips by, lingering affection refuses to fade, how can this lingering sunset sentiment be placed, this bag of emotions~.
Although it did not muffle the sound of the buffalo mooing.
But at least it gave Duan Xiaotang some peace and quiet.
(Comments: ?(???)? Elegant, great, it's the original singer, we're saved!!)
(Comments: (／_＼) I'm such a jerk, what the hell is Li Datou singing?? Get out of here!)
(Comments: (?ˉ??ˉ??) Praise me! I turned off the volume a long time ago, but seeing your comments tells me my foresight was right.)
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The house was filled with the aroma of food.
The table was laden with delicious food, and the three of them sat down.
"Great! There's hope!"
"Finally, we're not eating radishes and cabbage anymore!"
Xia Yu picked up a large chicken wing and started munching on it.
The first thing they did after infiltrating was to extort money from inside.
Eat something good.
A full stomach makes for a better work environment.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't expect you guys to be lured to my park. But it's okay, the three of us can get together again and do something big!"
Leopard Brother raises his glass.
Xia Yu and Shang Xu exchanged a glance.
An idea began to form in my mind.
"You promised to punish yourself with three drinks."
Xia Yu reminded.
"Good good."
Leopard drank three cups in a row, and his face gradually turned slightly red.
(Xia Yu is secretly delighted: Great! He's just a drunkard, we're saved!)
[Announcement: Li Yan's challenge failed, and he and Duan Xiaotang have been imprisoned in the water prison. Li Yan's current health is 50, Duan Xiaotang's is 43, and Xu Jianian's is 15.]
[Friendly reminder: Don't be overly confident, and act within your capabilities. I'm talking about you, Li Datou, the sky's falling, and your singing is awful.]
"This broadcast... Director Ma must be using a voice changer, right?"
Xia Yu shook his head.
"Wait, did Brother Li Yan get caught in there too?"
So there are three people in the water dungeon now.
The sky is falling.
Is this the start of Chinese New Year?
"This is fun, we can play Dou Dizhu now."
Shang Xu chuckled lightly.
Leopard Brother ate his food quietly.
The script required him to be unable to hear the radio broadcasts and the guests' off-topic discussions.
"Little brother, I think the gorilla enclosure isn't as strong as it used to be lately."
Shang Xu spoke recklessly.
"Ah, brother, do you have any brilliant ideas?"
Leopard looked like he'd been hit where it hurt and had nowhere to turn for help.
"It's because you trusted that old witch too much."
Xia Yu mentioned it briefly.
"Hua Hua, don't worry, I've already ordered my men to take care of her."
Brother Leopard gave Xia Yu his approval.
"Although we haven't been in the gorilla park for long, it's already been 186 hours, or seconds. I've discovered that there are quite a few talented people who are being overlooked in the park."
The topic was introduced by the Shangxu (商序) section.
As Little Te said, Brother Leopard appreciates talent.
Based on that, we can explore further.
What kind of problem requires a capable person to offer advice and solutions?
"Brother, please forgive my poor eyesight. I still need your and Hua Hua's help with this."
Brother Leopard is modest.
"No problem!"
Xia Yu nodded, her chewing motion continuing.
While Shang Xu and Brother Leopard were toasting each other, they didn't forget to serve Xia Yu some delicious dishes from afar.
(Comment: ????? Leopard Bro, what a huge light bulb! If the world went black, he alone could blind us.)
(Comment: The detail is that when Lao Shang was serving food to Hua Hua, he used the chopsticks upside down! Ahhhhh, I love this man so much! God, when can you give me one? I can have eighteen in one birth!)
(Comments: Hahaha, they're working together to get Brother Leopard drunk.)
Leopard quickly put his hand on his forehead and tried to lie down on the table to sleep.
"Hey bro, don't fall asleep! Keep drinking with me!"
Shang Xu shook him.
He shook violently, leaving afterimages.
Xia Yu chuckled to herself, thinking Shang Xu was too wicked.
Knowing full well that the person was acting drunk, they still did it.
Leopard, feeling dizzy, took out a pass and handed it to Xia Yu.
"I can't go on anymore, I need to sleep for a while. I'd appreciate it if you could help me manage the park this afternoon. Thank you for your hard work."
"Okay!"
Shang Xu reached out and took it.
Leopard refused to let go no matter what.
Quotient order: ? ? ?
What do you mean?
Are you kidding me?!
"This is for Huahua!"
Leopard Brother stuffed the pass into Xia Yu's hand.
Order of quotient: ...
"Is this how you play, bro? You've lost all feeling."
"Haha."
Xia Yu laughed heartily.
She tossed the pass around playing with it the whole way.
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The already cramped water cell was barely able to accommodate three people.
"Come over there!"
"I'm talking to you, move over there!"
"It wasn't me, it was you! Move over here!"
"It's you!"
The three of them were chattering away inside.
"Hey gatekeeper, could you please give us a deck of cards?"
Xu Jianian reached out to beg for food.
"I am a guard, not a gatekeeper."
A black line appeared above the guard's head.
A single word difference can lower the overall quality.
"Alright, alright, Brother Guard, please have mercy and give us a deck of cards."
"You really want it?"
The guard asked.
"yes!"
Xu Jianian's eyes were urgent.
"Then I'll ask you a question."
"Just tell me."
"If there's a car with four people inside, whose car is it?"
"It belongs to the car owner."
Xu Jianian is very straightforward.
"It's hypothetical."
Duan Xiaotang replied helplessly.
"correct."
The guard finally smiled when he saw Duan Xiaotang's stern face.
“Give me the card.”
Xu Jianian reached out his hand.
The guard looked at him, his smile fading.
"I don't have any playing cards."
They said it so confidently.
"No, you didn't. What question are you asking me?"
Xu Jianian was fuming.
"Son, how about we go back and buy some walnuts to help with brain development?"
Duan Xiaotang looked at Xu Jianian with pity in her eyes.
"hello!"
Xia Yu's bright voice came from outside.
"Ah, flowers!"
Duan Xiaotang's heart was filled with excitement, but her hands remained steady.
She shoved Xu Jianian aside and grabbed the doorway with both hands.
"Great! It's Huahua! We're saved!"
"I'm sorry, Brother Li Yan, why is your wife pushing me?"
Li Yan: ( ??⊿??)? You talk too much, kid.