HCB Chapter 119 Thailand Section 46: Good, good, really good, exceptionally good
Chapter 119 Thailand Section 46: Good, good, really good, exceptionally good
In Bangkok at midnight, the daytime hustle and bustle fades away, and the streetlights cast a dim, yellow glow.
The golden roof of the temple was faintly visible under the moonlight, the Chao Phraya River rippled gently, and the city seemed to be asleep.
Xia Yu slept soundly, dreaming of all sorts of things.
Just then, a rustling sound came from downstairs and approached upstairs.
Shang Xu's brows furrowed slightly as he drifted off to sleep, sensing movement around him.
Then the two men lifted her up and gently placed her on a stretcher.
He struggled in the nightmare for a long time before finally opening his right eye a tiny slit.
Through his blurry vision, he saw Xia Yu lying on another stretcher in the next room.
Under the cover of darkness, a group of men in black stealthily carried them out of the apartment.
Are you sure they're all fast asleep?
A man's voice rang out above Shang Xu's head.
Listen to that familiar tone of voice, with its authentic Beijing accent.
Shang Xu knew immediately who was playing tricks.
"Now is the perfect time to report the humiliation we suffered this morning."
As he spoke, the man pulled a lipstick out of his pocket.
Under the moonlight, the metal logo on the lipstick tube gleamed.
He brought this on purpose; he had been waiting for this moment.
He excitedly opened the lid, bent down, and started smearing paint on Shang Xu's face.
(Shang Xu's inner monologue: (`皿′) Are you crazy? What are you up to now???)
half an hour.
He looked at the mark of his handiwork on Shang Xu's fair face and couldn't help but laugh wildly.
"Hahahaha, so you're supposed to be handsome, this will at least put your arrogance to a halt!"
(Shang Xu is speechless and rolls his eyes: ...)
"Load them both into the car!"
After a couple of bumps, Xia Yu and Shang Xu were lifted onto a large truck.
They were moved from the stretcher to soft, comfortable recliners, and the group covered them with blankets.
Shang Xu opened his eyes a crack again.
He saw that there were more than just him and Xia Yu on the truck.
And familiar friends.
Duan Xiaotang and Li Yan were also sleeping on the recliners.
The summer quilt covered the body from the head down completely.
The truck began to drive through the streets of Bangkok. Shang Xu's eyelids were heavy with sleepiness, and he soon lost consciousness.
The night was long, and dawn was approaching.
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Another day where dating reality shows continue to dominate the trending topics:
The prank segment of the dating reality show was a hit.
When you click in, all you see are screen recordings of the old lady pushing the stroller and her head bobbing up and down in the pool last night.
Director Ma was heavily criticized by fans, who said that he played it so realistically, what if something really happened?
Most netizens remained objective and rational, but they all liked every aspect of the dating reality show.
Sexy Female Cockroach: (o__) This is really amazing! This dating reality show is so entertaining, okay? Who understands? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! I can understand those fans who are criticizing Director Ma. After all, I was also shocked by the scene of the old lady pushing the cart suddenly appearing in my face while watching the live broadcast last night, let alone Tangtang and Li Datou.
Elegant wine glass: ( ?? θ ?? ) Director Ma is really wicked, but the dating reality show is super entertaining, the program effects are top-notch, the guests are so pitiful, I feel sorry for the teachers, but I hope the dating reality show can maintain this level of fun, or even try to reach new heights!?
Invisible Chicken Wings :( ??⊿??)? The Thailand leg is almost over, right? I'm so looking forward to the next leg! Everyone, hurry up and vote in the thread. Director Ma has planned legs for Dubai, Egypt, and Africa, etc... I'm just making this up, I'm voting for Hawaii.
The dating reality show premiered and became a hit.
A new day of the dating reality show is about to begin.
Tens of millions of netizens are waiting on the reservation page for today's live broadcast.
Of all the monkeys on the mountain, my bottom is the reddest :(〃???〃) I'm up, beating 95% of the lazybones in the world. Sigh, I haven't had milk tea for two days, and suddenly I feel less sweet. I'll watch a sweet romance variety show to make up for it!
If I call your name, will you dare to answer? Upstairs, you red-bottomed monkey brother, you're probably going to be disappointed. This dating reality show uses the guise of sweetness to lure innocent, naive, and foolish viewers in, only to kill them. It's not a sweet dating reality show at all; it's a crazy one. Enter at your own risk.
I heard that if someone has a long name, some idiots will read it aloud: "Ugh, I'm so annoyed. My heart was stolen by Lao Liu. I don't brush my teeth or wash my face every day, and I'm just here watching this dating show with those two big dark circles under my eyes. I guess I wasn't even in such a hurry to grab a seat in the audience in my past life!"
Who stole my 98K: Every cause has its effect. I'm a silly beauty, looking for an old man to chat with, preferably someone on welfare. There's a reason I'm saying this. I'm short on gold coins lately. Why? Because I've been hanging out with Sister Yu lately, going hungry for three days straight, and she still says she wants to buy a Land Rover.
The reservation screen will redirect to another page as the countdown ends.
(Live stream of Love's Gravity Field begins)
"To succeed, you must first go crazy and charge headlong into the money!"
"You'll be rich for three generations if you try your best; only by working incredibly hard can you avoid failure!"
"Sleep on the floor today, be the boss tomorrow!"
"Be strong and confident, and never give up!"
The empty, single-level apartment was packed with people, a group of people raising their right hands and chanting slogans from the banner in an orderly fashion.
The sound echoed like thunder in the enclosed space.
It was absolutely deafening.
"Huh? What's going on!?"
Xia Yu woke up, looking completely bewildered.
"Frog Fun, how did I get here!?"
Duan Xiaotang was shocked. Wasn't she sleeping peacefully in the hotel?
I woke up to find myself on the floor, with a bunch of people making a racket around me.
Fortunately, she saw her familiar companions sleeping nearby, while the others were gradually awakened by the deafening shouts.
"Ah? What's going on?"
Mu Qing felt a pang of panic. Had the recording already begun?
Looking around, I couldn't find the production crew except for a group of unfamiliar faces.
"What the heck? What's Director Ma up to now?"
When Fu Jingnian woke up, he saw him and Xu Jianian hugging each other tightly.
Xu Jianian was fast asleep, and he struggled with all his might to break free of his restraints.
As soon as I got up, I saw that he was sleeping on the same large communal bed as everyone else.
"Has filming started? How did we get here?"
Shen Youyou shook her head, feeling like she hadn't slept enough.
"It's definitely Ma Shang's doing again. Is he putting on a skit this time?"
Li Yan got up and habitually folded the quilt neatly, making it look as beautiful as a tofu block.
"This place...it feels like I've stumbled into a hideout..."
Xia Yu also thought it was a sitcom created by Director Ma.
How did those eight people manage to get to sleep on the communal bed so quietly?
Just as Li Yan finished folding the blankets and was about to go over to see what was going on,
A man dressed in a suit, looking very neat and tidy.
A man with shiny hair slicked back with hair oil rushed over.
Supervisor Li approached Li Yan, pointed at him, and said in a loud voice:
"Look, our new colleague has just joined the group. He's already demonstrated excellent behavior by folding his blankets neatly. It's outstanding colleagues like him who bring a better overall spirit, encouraging us to strive for progress and achieve success. Let's give him a round of applause!"
Li Yan was dumbfounded: "Huh?"
Duan Xiaotang found the cringeworthy remark hilarious.
Xia Yu gave Li Yan a thumbs-up with a "pfft".
At least a dozen or twenty people acted like robots after Supervisor Li spoke.
They clapped loudly and in unison, saying emotionlessly, "Good, good, very good, really good, exceptionally good!"