My Salted Fish Life in the Beast World

Chapter 109 Making the Best Use of Everything

I don't know what politeness is, haha. Before Shu Yang could put away the snacks, he snatched the bamboo basket and started searching for his favorite food in it.

Seeing this, the two little ones were also smart and came over. Are you kidding? It's so full, a big basket of delicious food. If they don't hurry up and share a cup of soup, they will definitely be eaten up by their uncle in a while. The two little ones are really fighting for a bite of food. Speaking of this incident, in the final analysis, it was all caused by Shi Li wanting to eat honey.

"Uncle, what are you eating? It smells so good! Is it crispy?" Shi Li asked, standing on the right side of Haha.

"Uncle, my mother said that you can't eat spicy food after being injured. There are a lot of peppers and spices in it. For your health, I'll help you eat these junk foods. I'm not afraid!" Shi Tianwei said on the left of Haha.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "What are you doing? Why are you all surrounding me? Robbing? And you, little male cub. Please, learn from your sister, Libao. Say more caring words. You are nothing like me. As soon as you come here, you want to snatch food from the wolf's mouth. What's the difference between that and robbing. Your EQ is really inherited from your black-hearted father." Haha rolled his eyes to the left while eating.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Libao wants to know if the snacks are crispy?!" Haha, the wolf head turned to the right and continued to howl.

"Yeah! Yes, little uncle!" Shi Li held her apple-like face with both hands, squinted her crescent eyes, and nodded continuously. She glanced at her silly brother from the corner of her eyes. Her expression was simply, don't be too proud.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Hey~! What's so difficult about this? Uncle will satisfy your curiosity right away. Come here!" Haha said to Shi Li.

"Coming! Coming!" Shi Li was full of confidence.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Shh! Listen!" "Crack~!" Haha specially picked a small dried fish that was fried until crispy and fragrant. He bit it into two pieces right next to Shi Li's ear. "Awoo~Awoo~" "Did Li Bao hear that? It's very crisp~!" As he said that, he chewed the dried fish in big mouthfuls. "Hmm~! Delicious! Fragrant and crispy!" Haha looked satisfied, enjoying his own delicacy alone.

"Hahaha..." Shi Tian looked at the stiff smile on Shi Li's face. He couldn't help but point at her, holding his stomach and laughing.

Shi Li's smile completely collapsed. She didn't want to pretend anymore.

After glaring at Shi Tian, ​​he said to Haha: "Uncle, mother said that people who don't know how to share are not good children!"

While eating melons, Erye said, "…" Well, you two remember what I said. But you didn't use it on yourself. She is now sure that Shu Yang said that the two little ones can communicate with animals. After so long, she still can't understand a word of Haha's roar. Although she can't understand, it doesn't hinder her enthusiasm for eating melons.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Tsk~! I'm not a villain, I'm a beast. You can't hold me back by morality! Go wherever it's cool." Haha continued to tease the little female cub. Shi Li KO!

“Hahahaha…” Shi Tian continued to laugh foolishly.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "What's so funny? What's wrong? Did you find shit? Are you laughing so happily? And five ha ha? I'm still the sixth uncle!"

"Hahaha..." Seizing the opportunity, Shi Li laughed back at Shi Tian.

Unexpectedly, Shi Tian didn't care at all. Instead, he pressed closer to Haha. "Uncle, does that shit taste good?"

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Delicious. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! You've led me astray! How should I know? I've never eaten it before." Haha cried excitedly, and food crumbs came out of his mouth. He thought the kid asked him for snacks. Who would have thought! This little bastard didn't play by the rules!

Shi Tian moved to the side to avoid Haha's saliva attack. "Uncle, don't get excited! I'm just asking. Even if it tastes bad, you don't have to get so excited~!"

"Awoo ~ Awoo ~" "What do you mean even if it tastes bad? It tastes bad, okay... Bah! Oh my god, I'm so angry. It's me who has never eaten it, so where does the 'even if' come from? Slander! Be careful, I'm going to sue you for defamation!" Haha, who was originally not excited, was completely excited by Shi Tian.

"You said it yourself! Why are you yelling at me now? Besides, I have witnesses! I got confirmation from my father and grandfather! They said that my uncle said it. Food is hard to earn, but shit is okay! They also said that you burped when you mentioned shit! Hey? Uncle, why don't you eat? You want to eat..."

"Awoo ~ Awoo ~" "Shut up! Shut up! Oh, God! Someone come and save me! This little bastard is too annoying! How can he eat after hearing him talk about shit, piss and fart! Oh ~! Is this paying for the sins he committed in the past?" Haha shed tears of regret.

Shu Yang, who witnessed the whole process, was very happy! It was rare to see this chatterbox looking frustrated. He always had thousands of strange words to say to people. If you were not careful, you would fall into his trap. I didn't expect that he would be subdued by a cub today. If it weren't for his injury, I would have applauded for Tianbao. Shu Yang looked at his nephew with admiration and secretly gave him a thumbs up.

Shi Tian responded to Shu Yang with a small gesture of "OK". His expression was simple, not too naughty. "Uncle~! Are you still eating?" Shi Tian asked cautiously.

“Awoo~Awoo~” “Uncle is not hungry anymore! I’ll leave it for next time…”

"Oh~! Oh~! Sister, come quickly! Uncle is full. Give us the rest! We agreed not to waste food!" Before Haha finished speaking, Shi Tian called Shi Li. Turning around, he said to Haha: "Don't worry, uncle, we won't mind your leftovers."

"Thank you, little uncle~!" The two little ones were quite polite. They greeted before grabbing the food. After that, they ignored the expression of Haha and started eating. Since waking up, they both found that their appetites seemed to have grown! Hey~! It must be time to grow!

"Hmm! Delicious! The snacks made by my mother are so fragrant! Crispy and spicy. I really don't understand why my uncle always thinks about shit." Shi Tian continued to attack.

Haha "..." Hey~! Thinking about myself, I have been dominating the beast world for more than ten years. After all, there are times when I stumble! Hey~! I lost my way due to carelessness! Haha ignored them and took over the two little ones. The wolf looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle... um... when I am sad, it is difficult to even see the sun. There is only the ceiling. I want to run away from home, but when I think of my butt, I feel even more sad. "Oh, oh, oh" I can only escape silently back to my own animal skin. Healing my wounds independently. "I am a wounded wolf, wandering with fatigue and sadness..." In the second round, Haha VS Shi Tian. Haha was KO!

Shi Erye looked at him dejectedly. He looked at Shu Yang with some worry in his eyes.

Receiving Erye's gaze, Shu Yang came over. "It's okay, don't worry, sister. Haha, he's an indestructible cockroach. Who knows, he might be holding his breath. Don't underestimate his meanness~!" Shu Yang deliberately lowered his voice when he said the last sentence.

With Shu Yang's assurance, Shi Erye no longer felt conflicted. Looking at the two little ones surrounding the basket and eating voraciously, Shi Erye simply couldn't bear to watch.

She had no choice but to secretly take out a bag of snacks from the space and quietly handed it to Shu Yang. Shu Yang wanted to refuse. But Shi Erye stopped him with a look. She looked at the two busy kids and nodded at them. Shu Yang had no choice but to quickly put the snacks into his treasure bag.

Well, originally, she should have taken the two little ones home. But she learned that Haha's wolf hair had been shaved off, on his butt. This gave her a new idea. She was worried about how to start the conversation.

While thinking, she came to Haha and squatted down. She gently lifted up Haha's hide. Her eyes met his round wolf eyes. Uh... this clear sense of stupidity. It seems that Shu Yang was right. She was worried for nothing.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "What are you doing?" Haha said impatiently.

"Haha~ let me discuss something with you!" Shi Erye said flatteringly.

"Ouch~" "Speak!"

"It's like this. Look at your wolf hair. It's already been shaved off. There's no point in keeping it. Why don't you give it to me? Anyway, it's impossible for you to add it to your bare butt. You still have to wait for new wolf hair to grow..."

"Aww~ Aww~ Shut up Shut up!" Haha, who was stepped on the sore spot, really couldn't stand it, the word "naked ass". "Oh my! I really owe you all. The little ones snatched my snacks, and the big ones pulled my wolf hair. And you laughed at me for being naked. Enough is enough!"

"Yeah? What did you say? Why are you so excited all of a sudden?" Shi Erye didn't understand. Wasn't he quite calm just now?

"Naked butt!" Shi Tian stuffed food into his mouth and reminded his mother.

“Ah??” Shi Erye didn’t react.

Shu Yang shook his head. It seemed that he had to make his move. He came to the two of them. Shu Yang whispered in Shi Erye's ear.

Shi Erye showed an expression of sudden realization. "Oh~! Sorry~ I didn't mean to poke your scar!" Shi Erye apologized.

"Awoo~" Haha means, I don't believe you at all.

"Well, how about this? You give me wolf hair. I'll use the best fabric to sew you a most fashionable butt curtain. That way, you don't have to wait for the hair to grow out, and you can continue to go out and have fun. How about it?" As the saying goes, knowing yourself and knowing your enemy, you can cater to his preferences. Shi Erye knew what Haha cared about the most, and offered him a condition that he couldn't refuse.

"Awoo~Awoo~" "Really?" As expected, Haha's eyes lit up! "Take it! Take it! Take it all! But I have a deal, you have to sew it for me quickly!" Haha agreed readily.

Hearing Haha's excited roar, Shi Erye looked at Shu Yang. "Did he agree?"

"Hmm!" Shu Yang smiled and took out a leather bag from inside the Haha leather. "I put all the hair I shaved off into this bag. Now, it all belongs to me!"

"Wow~! Thank you Shuyang! Thank you haha!" Shi Erye happily took the bag. She thought to herself that this time when she went to the North, she finally had a gift for Grandpa. Yes, she wanted to make a few fine brushes and give them to Dao and Zhao. What could be more suitable than the hair of the Wolf King?

This can be considered as making the best use of things! Shi Erye smiled with his eyes curved. He thought to himself, with such a big bag of wolf hair, he could make a lot of brushes. Then, he could teach the two little ones to learn how to write. He couldn't be illiterate. He also wanted to give Shu Yang a gift. He shaved the hair himself...

The two little ones were still happily enjoying their snacks. They had no idea that their leisurely days were coming to an end. Instead, they were to start a long and hard study life.