HCB Chapter 1171 is such a difficult choice!
Chapter 1171 is such a difficult choice!
"What the hell is all this?" He was certain that Liu Ruyan was either secretly watching some strange things behind his back, or her true nature had been revealed.
Because whether it's sister-in-law, brother-in-law, or sister-in-law, all three terms have been used to address the two of them in private.
There's no way around it, Liu Ruyan has a bit of a twisted side, and it seems that this kind of address really hits a nerve with her.
"Hey cousin, you need to do something about your classmate!"
On the living room sofa, Lin Mo was video calling her cousin Su He, crying and confiding in her.
Hearing this, Su He, who was eating, was taken aback: "Wait, she hit you?"
Lin Mo: "She's a pervert!"
He then went on to say things like, "Sister-in-law, that's my brother. Brother-in-law, don't do this. Come on, little sister-in-law."
Su He laughed heartily after hearing this: "Brother, she's not being abnormal, she's just letting loose. Calm down, I told you long ago that women are a different person in private, but you wouldn't believe me. Now look what happened."
Based on my estimation, she's only about 50% out of quarantine yet, so you should be prepared!
"No, really? Sis, don't scare me! I seriously suspect she's been logging into some shady websites behind my back. Why don't you come over tomorrow and we can check her phone?" Lin Mo invited.
Hearing this, Su He rolled her eyes at him: "Is that even a question? You don't really think that just because you're a woman's first man, you think she doesn't know anything before!"
Back when we were in school, she would secretly read children's books under the covers.
Before Su He could finish speaking, Liu Ruyan snatched the phone away and threatened, "Ahem, don't force me to expose your dirty secrets in front of your brother. I still have evidence of the stupid things you did in school on my phone."
Besides, you didn't read what you said about me!
Su He:
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Although he didn't finish his sentence, he felt like he had overheard some big secret!
"Fine, I won't tell you then. It's not like you can keep it a secret for long. Remember, it's a non-aggression pact, or we'll both die!" Upon hearing this, Su He's face turned bright red, and she immediately gave in.
Lin Mo immediately understood: these two clearly held each other's weaknesses, forming an effective nuclear deterrent.
Now, the only thing he knows is that Liu Ruyan's QQ space contains a side of her that no one else knows. Of course, his cousin Su He definitely knows this, which is why she's keeping an eye on him.
"Just know that. Remember, talk less and do more. As for how many of my true colors I haven't revealed yet, I have my own plans," Liu Ruyan said smugly.
Hearing this, Su He rolled her eyes at him: "Then you can figure it out yourself, little brother. It's not that I don't want to help you, but your situation is a bit difficult. In your current situation, you definitely can't return the goods. My second aunt will beat you to death. But you'd better be mentally prepared. Anyway, I'm really looking forward to the day when Ruyan is completely unsealed, haha."
Alright, I'm hanging up. You two have fun, just be gentle with my brother!
After saying that, Su He hung up the phone. Looking at his phone and then at Emperor Ruyan, who was scrutinizing him, Lin Mo suddenly felt a little intimidated.
"Uh, I didn't hear anything just now. Can we go back in time? Just pretend I never made this call, okay?" Lin Mo pleaded.
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan crossed her arms and said, "What do you think? I never expected you, you brat, to learn how to tattle. You're something else! So, now that you've lost your backer, have you thought about what will happen to you today?"
"Well, how about I make you some noodles?" Lin Mo said.
Before he could finish speaking, he was met with a slap from Liu Ruyan: "Get lost! Do you think I'm some kind of caveman? How dare you use such an old joke? Next time you drive, just step on the gas and stop with all that nonsense!"
Although this was Liu Ruyan's first relationship, she was not an ignorant young girl. In modern society, there are so many ways to acquire knowledge, and even a complete novice might have a perfect score in theoretical knowledge.
"Fine," Lin Mo said, shrugging his shoulders and giving up. "So what do you want?"
Liu Ruyan: "I can make noodles too!"
Lin Mo: ? ? ?
Before they knew it, Emperor Ruyan's period was over. The two of them went back to the bedroom before it got dark, drew the curtains, and went to bed early.
At 10:30 p.m., Lin Mo brought Liu Ruyan a bowl of noodles with an egg poached in it, along with bacon, beef, and fish balls.
The noodles were instant noodles, but they were definitely the deluxe version, and they truly satisfied Liu Ruyan.
"Ah~~ So comfortable, so full, little brother, you're really talented in that area down there," Liu Ruyan said with a double meaning.
She wasn't just talking about noodles, but also about being full.
Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him, took the small bowl he was handed, finished the rest of the noodles, and nodded: "Yeah, eating something definitely makes me feel better. I guess I'm still young; I eat at 12 o'clock, and I'm hungry again at 12:30."
"You're such a glutton! You're always making excuses. Go to bed and rest!" Liu Ruyan scolded.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo paused, and Liu Ruyan said helplessly, "This time it's really a rest!"
Lin Mo then happily put the small basin back and went to bed.
The following day, Saturday morning.
'Boom!'
A pale white flash of lightning streaked across the sky, followed by a deafening clap of thunder that shook the windowpanes. Outside, a torrential downpour, accompanied by strong winds, created an apocalyptic atmosphere.
Yes, it's pouring rain today. The sky is dark and gloomy, making it feel a bit suffocating.
However, both Lin Mo and Liu Ruyan liked this kind of extreme weather, of course, only when they weren't at work or school and had nothing to do.
"Good heavens, this rain is so heavy! Little brother, look, it's even puffing up white smoke!" Liu Ruyan, dressed in a silky black nightgown and barefoot, stood by the living room window and said, her tone tinged with relief that she didn't have to go to the company today, otherwise she would have felt too uncomfortable.
As for what she said about the white smoke, it was just the white mist created by the impact of raindrops hitting the ground, which usually only happens when the rain is particularly heavy.
Hearing this, Lin Mo glanced outside and then nodded: "Yeah, it's not small, but it's not bad either, at least it's cool!"
After officially entering summer, the temperature in Jiangning is getting higher and higher every day. It doesn't feel bad when you're indoors with the air conditioning on, but it's really uncomfortable when you go outside.
These past few days, Chuanmei and the others have been setting up stalls, and they've all gotten a bit tanned. Today it rained, which is a good day off for them.
"It's certainly cooler here, but I doubt your garlic shoots will sell today," Liu Ruyan said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo's lips curled up slightly: "It's alright, what else can we do? We can just let him eat it himself!"
At that moment, a shopping page appeared on his phone.
[Axe-gun; 30 bullets; a product of the clash between cold weapons and firearms; ¥7.62]
[A box of Zhong Xue Gao ice cream; the assassin among ice creams, every bite is painful: ¥88]
[Self-serving and harmful (one-time trial version): The person you've had the most "sparkling" moments with on the short video platform will suddenly experience intestinal peristalsis and pass three pounds of poop in three seconds. Your account balance will increase by one million: ¥0.01]
[Mini Folding Fan; Solar Rechargeable, 5 Minutes of Charging Provides 2 Hours of Airflow, Summer Essential: ¥1.35]
Looking at the four items for today, Lin Mo couldn't help but smile, feeling a mix of joy at finally getting good stuff and schadenfreude.
"To harm others for personal gain" sounds like a derogatory term, but who can refuse to have the person they've had the most flings with pull on their pants? That would be awesome!
Unfortunately, he has no one to connect with on short video platforms right now, but this gives him room to maneuver. Who should he choose?
Should I choose Chuanmei, Li Chuan, or Li Shiya? It's such a difficult choice!
Of course, if he told the truth and agreed to take out 500,000 to split equally with the other party, the squad leader would definitely be the first to push Director Wang out and take a dump.
He Xiaoyue gritted her teeth; it should be the second one.
Although it's a bit embarrassing to have a bag full of money, it's insignificant compared to 500,000 yuan, as long as the money is actually paid.
After all, with this 500,000 yuan, the class monitor and Director Wang should be able to buy a house, and He Xiaoyue can finally enjoy life.
As for the Sichuan girl, he definitely wants to film her. Although 500,000 is a lot, he can still resist the temptation, since he earns quite a bit every month now.
As for Miss Yuan, she will take out another 500,000 yuan to let others perform. She has no intention of humiliating anyone; she is simply curious.
Of the four items, the axe-spear is quite ordinary; it functions similarly to a dagger-spear. As for Zhong Xue Gao ice cream, I haven't seen it in a long time; I heard it has gone out of business.
It was incredibly popular back then, a true assassin among ice creams. At several tens of dollars a single ice cream, it was outrageous. Of course, the most criticized aspect wasn't its price, since Häagen-Dazs isn't cheap either, but it had its own dedicated display cases!
Zhong Xue Gao is different; it's mixed in with regular ice cream, and if you accidentally pick one up, most ordinary people will feel a jolt of surprise.
"Come on, do you think they're all like the pickled vegetables you make? So many garlic shoots, are they going to die from eating them?" Liu Ruyan said reproachfully.
In response, Lin Mo casually purchased the "Harmful to Others, Selfish" item, then put down his phone and laughed, "Relax, this rain is so heavy, it can't possibly last all day. I checked the weather forecast, it'll clear up in the afternoon, it'll cool down, and it won't stop them from setting up their stalls."
Why don't you go set up a stall with them this afternoon?
Liu Ruyan: "And what about you?"
Lin Mo: "I'm not going, I need to revise my thesis!"
Liu Ruyan: →_→
"Do you think I'm stupid? If you're not going, why should I go?"
Lin Mo: "Hey~ that's not quite right. You can go and experience life. Maybe people will see that you're so pretty and still setting up a stall, and you can sell three to five thousand catties a day!"
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan's lips curled up: "Come on, even if you praise me, I won't go, unless you come with me!"
Lin Mo: "Never mind then, actually you're just average-looking!"
Liu Ruyan: ? ? ?
(End of this chapter)