HCB Chapter 319: Unfortunately, I am uneducated, so I can only say "Fuck" to everyone!
Chapter 319: Unfortunately, I am uneducated, so I can only say "Fuck" to everyone!
[Oh, this is not a system product, it must be a top-quality product, then please explain to me the functions of each of the products you have drawn!]
[Host, let me briefly explain. The space folding bag, as the name suggests, looks like an ordinary bag on the surface, but it can actually hold a 07-square-meter space magic weapon! Premium sunglasses. As long as you wear premium sunglasses and silently say someone three times in your mind, people who see you will see the person you are silently saying. Premium marrow cleansing pills can cleanse the bones and marrow, expel impurities from the body, make the body healthier, and make the skin white and tender like jade. Premium dog food can tame all kinds of dogs, and you can also hear what the dogs are thinking. Of course, the host has seen it before! Garbage bags can hold a lot of things! The host has finished introducing himself, and 07 is going to upgrade. It's almost twelve o'clock, and the host should rest. Bye! ] slipped away after he finished speaking, without giving Leng Mo a chance to speak.
[Hey! How can you pretend? You can't even explain it clearly, this damn system! Forget it, go to sleep!] Leng Mo tossed and turned, and finally fell asleep, but she felt that she was woken up by Ji Jie after sleeping for a while. She rubbed her eyes and looked at Ji Jie in confusion, "Sister Ji, what's wrong, why did you call me so early?"
"What's the matter? Tell me what's the matter. Did you forget that there's a new variety show "A Day in the Life of a Star" being recorded today? Director Wang from the program group just called me and said that the recording staff is on the way. Hurry up and pack your things. Looking at your hair, do you want to replace the lions in the zoo?"
"Uh~~! Sister Ji, why do you always like to confront me? Is this a little habit of yours?"
"You bastard, are you itching for trouble? It's because you, as a star, don't care about your appearance. Look at your performance in the variety show... Forget it, forget it, I'm too lazy to say anything to you. Today is a new variety show, so record it well. I'm going to the company now. Remember to feed the three little ones!" Ji Ji said and walked out. Suddenly he stopped and turned around and said, "By the way, I didn't make breakfast for you today. Remember to make it yourself later. Perform yourself well in front of the camera. Do you hear me..."
Ji Ji looked at Leng Mo with a lion hairstyle and nodded obediently. The corners of her mouth twitched and she left.
Not long after Ji Jie left, the staff of Star's Day arrived. Coincidentally, they took a photo of Leng Mo's lion head. "Today, our program team has invited a female guest who has been very popular recently. I won't let you guess. Look, it's Leng Mo. Everyone, please press Welcome Teacher Leng Mo on the screen..."
When the camera was turned towards Leng Mo, everyone saw a lion's head. The netizens in front of the screen exploded when they saw this scene...
[Wow wow wow wow! Am I still sleepy? How come I saw a human-shaped lion!]
[Wahahaha! What the hell, a human-shaped lion, Leng Mo is making trouble again!]
[Actor Mo, come and see, your future daughter-in-law has turned into a lion! Hahahaha! ]
〔Hahahahahaha, I am uneducated, so I can only say "f*ck"! 〕
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Leng Mo looked at the comments on the screen with a dark face. She quickly rushed into the bathroom, fixed her hair and washed up. After returning to the living room, she took a deep breath and smiled sweetly to the camera.
"Hello everyone, I'm Leng Mo, and I'm very happy to be on the show 'A Day in the Life of a Star'. The look just now was just an accident, I hope you don't mind. Next, I will lead you into my life and spend an interesting day together!"