HCB Chapter 254 Hurry Up, Someone Fell Into The Cesspit!
Chapter 254 Hurry Up, Someone Fell Into The Cesspit!
"Woooo... eat more!"
Hurd was holding a big meat skewer, chewing wax in his mouth.
He greeted the fat photographer in front of him with a crying voice.
It's so cool.
The entrance of the box was already full of people.
The boss was waiting at the door, and the same group of diners stared at the fat man showing off the food inside.
From time to time, he urged the clerk downstairs to go faster.
The two roast masters are going crazy.
The sparks from the iron sticks were all over the place.
Just this can't keep up with the speed of eating upstairs.
As for the leg of lamb.
I can't bake it anymore, so I handed it to the next door shop to bake.
"Hiss... Where's the barbecue we ordered? Bring it to this room and serve it to them. After gaining experience, how many catties have you cooked? It's almost ten catties? Doesn't it mean you're full at all?"
"It's too scary. This is the first time I've seen someone who can eat so much. Doesn't this meal cost hundreds of thousands?"
"Nonsense, you didn't see the boss's legs spread apart when he laughed, a big customer, really a big customer."
Not to mention that many diners have never seen such an edible person.
Even the owner of the barbecue restaurant has served so many people from Longguo, and he has never seen anyone who can eat so much in one meal.
Especially... the speed doesn't decrease at all.
At this time.
Located in a box on the second floor.
The old Caucasian man led his little secretary, sitting inside and waiting, not to mention that the barbecue did not come, and even the mutton soup was not served.
When I went to the canteen of the embassy, they had already finished work.
Last resort.
The white old man could only bring his little secretary out to look for food.
I chose this barbecue restaurant with a relatively hot business.
After all, the two chefs standing at the door grilling meat didn't stop for a second.
One after another, they kept delivering meat to the shop.
It seems that I can't keep up with it.
It can be seen from this that the business of this barbecue restaurant is indeed booming.
The two barbecue masters are too busy, so the taste must be the same.
"waiter!"
He stretched out his hand and yelled out the door.
The waiter was called in.
"What's the situation, no matter how many of you there are, you should give it to us first. If you neglect anyone, you can't neglect us?"
"Mutton soup, hurry up and serve the barbecue!"
After finishing speaking, the old white man put his arms around the little secretary and stared at the waiter with an uneasy expression.
"Excuse me!"
only.
The waiter who should be submissive on weekdays is actually a bit stubborn at this time.
"Why don't you eat at another restaurant? The barbecue will probably not be available tonight. Really, there is no prepared mutton downstairs, and our boss has gone to the next door to borrow mutton."
"Mutton soup... the pot has bottomed out, and it's gone."
"Change it!"
The waiter hurriedly dropped a few words, and ran out of the box without looking back.
He quickly took a plate of barbecue from downstairs and sent it to a box opposite.
Then, under the bewildered eyes of the old white man, the other party walked out of the box holding hundreds of iron sticks.
Along with them came out the captain of the local security bureau.
"Huh? Why is this guy here?"
"Sit down first, and I'll go and have a look."
The old white man got up, hung behind Hurd, and followed him to the open-air bathroom in the backyard.
Watching Hurd go into one toilet, he immediately bent down and got into another.
Press your ears firmly against the wall, listening to the movement next door.
The captain of the local public security bureau has an unusually good relationship with those two Longguo people.
and.
Part of the bonus given out by collecting fish today was distributed to the captain.
No wonder the other party can come to eat.
It turned out to be his money.
Thinking of this, the old white man gritted his teeth severely.
Anger began to rise.
"Peng...Peng...Peng!"
suddenly.
There was the sound of beating on the wall next door.
The old white man was taken aback.
"What the hell? I'm convinced... it's not enough, and I still have to pay two months' salary?"
Hurd, who kept hammering on the wall, looked at the bill and was almost dumbfounded.
He hurriedly took out his notebook and rewrote the last sentence.
"We must never invite people from Longguo to dinner, absolutely not...no! A meal starts at a minimum of 200,000 yuan, which requires a year's salary!"
After writing.
Hurd pursed his lips, clenched his painful fists, simply raised his foot, and stomped hard towards the wall.
Then.
15 minutes later.
A local ambulance pulled up to the kebab shop.
Several medical staff rushed in.
Not long.
Shouts came from the backyard.
"Notify the fire department that the person fell into the pit and cannot be retrieved. Hurry up. This is the embassy. Let them hurry up."
"Can you swim? Swim...don't swim on your back...take a deep breath...vomit, I want to vomit!"
"Come on, come on, come on, the patient is flooded with feces, save him!"
"..."
The whole rotisserie was in chaos.
Hurd, who was standing in the yard, scratched his head in embarrassment.
The wall fell.
Smashed into the cesspit by the opponent.
this……
It doesn't matter to him, the wall is too weak.
Thinking of this, Hurd felt relieved, and returned to the room on the second floor.
only.
After walking in.
Looking at the situation in the room, the whole person froze at the door.
"Come on, squat down!"
I saw Su Mo standing in front of two foreign old men, pointing at one of them with a gloomy face.
"You did this case 15 years ago, right? At that time, your embassy specially issued a reward of 300,000 local currency in order to find you, right?"
"And you... Hey, your time is longer... 20 years, as long as you are alive, come with us later!"
"this is?"
Hurd came over and asked cautiously.
Why are you eating, where did you catch two old men?
"What a coincidence, I came here to watch the excitement. Look at the photos when you were young, are they these two people?"
Su Mo grinned, picked out two notices from his schoolbag, and handed them to Heard, indicating that he could compare them.
After some comparison.
Hurd sat on the table, staring at the notebook, biting the tip of the oil pen, and began to doubt life.
How should this be written?
I have never encountered such a situation, and, this method cannot be learned by myself!
I just ate a barbecue, which aroused the onlookers.
Then they caught two criminals who were offered a reward by the embassy more than ten years ago and needed to be repatriated.
this……
Metaphysics?
"Okay, have you finished eating yet?"
Seeing that the fat man was still showing his flesh with his head down, Su Mo couldn't help but pat him.
"Okay, don't eat, you won't be full, as much as you eat is enough, let's go."
Fatty wiped his mouth and licked his fingers reluctantly.
"Okay, thank you captain, I got 8 points today, it's okay..."
Hurd smiled wryly, not daring to answer.
So much for one meal.
It's only eight points?
Looking at Su Mo, Hurd felt nothing but sympathy.
No wonder the barrage of the show said, Su Mo wants money but not life.
There seems to be a reason.
As far as this photographer's appetite is concerned, if he doesn't make crazy money along the way, he can't afford it at all.
Following several people walked out of the barbecue restaurant.
It happened that the old white man was carried out from the backyard.
After wiping the liquid off his face, the old man blushed and defended himself against the boss
"Fart, I didn't hammer it down, it wasn't..."
"Bang bang bang!"
The owner of the barbecue shop picked up the legs of the bench, went up and knocked on the other party's forehead three times, and cursed
"You idiot, you soft-hearted horse...you've been messed up in my cesspit, I'll kill you!"
...
at the same time.
local hospital.
A black youth walked into the inpatient department with a black and white portrait in his arms.
"Come on, put on filial piety, you can't cry when you meet someone, it's unlucky, understand?"
"At the old man's age, it's a happy death."
"Some happy music for a while, send the old man off."
Xiaojun followed behind the black guy and kept ordering his team.
Getting ready to go home!
Unexpectedly, I could still get a job abroad.
It's still a big order, and I ordered all kinds of packages.
For this reason, Xiaojun spent a lot of money to parachute a few old widows from China, only to arrive a day late.