HCB Chapter 229 I would like to call the director the eternal God!
Chapter 229 I would like to call the director the eternal God!
Helian Ze sat by the bed, peeling an apple, his eyes tender and he shook his head. He cut the apple into pieces and fed them to his wife: "Are you still filming the variety show?"
"Let's take a picture... " Yu Yue said uncertainly.
Can I continue filming?
I always feel like this show is going to be banned.
The online discussion was very heated, and Yu Yue accidentally saw a comment that showed someone felt sorry for the director.
From deciding on a project to preparing and then filming, once the program is banned, all the hard work will go down the drain.
Netizens have sharp eyes and quickly found out what the director's last variety show was. The result...
"Hahaha. Is he incompatible with Sister Gangban? There are always accidents when they are on the show together."
"It was the same as last time. Sister Gangban, how about we let him go? We can find someone else to cause trouble."
"But I love watching the variety shows they perform together. What kind of accident was that? It was clearly a show effect."
"I want to ask who selects the guests? The ones who select the guests are the talented ones, right?"
"I heard that it seems like he's the director."
"No, I'm dying of laughter. You hired someone to trick yourself?"
Yu Yue happily went up to comment: Otherwise, why is he called a genius director in selecting talents?
After she posted it, she remembered to use her big account. Sure enough, netizens started to post comments below.
The director was thus given the title of "a genius in selecting actors". As for whether the show will be ruined, we will have to wait and see the next episode.
The accident was not something they wanted to happen, and higher authorities have issued serious warnings not to let similar incidents happen again.
Variety shows are just variety shows, don’t turn them into legal shows. Don’t mess around, just have fun.
The director burst into tears of joy when he heard the news, but the next second he was worried about another accident.
The person he chose is not good? It's okay if he doesn't choose him.
The official then released the latest news and guests were drawn from the comment section.
For a while, netizens were busy leaving comments. No one wants to snatch the opportunity to eat dog food up close!
The last one who got it was a middle-aged woman, and the program team quickly arranged for contact.
A quick check of the family background showed that the couple was harmonious, the siblings were friendly, and the two children each had a partner.
Very good, there shouldn't be any trouble. The director put his mind at ease and finally had a relaxing time.
When Yu Yue saw the guest message sent by the program team, she was stunned at first, and then laughed so hard that she was out of breath.
Awesome, the director's character is very solid.
What a one in one chance it is to be able to draw such a weird one.
The legal program ended and became an ethics program. Good, good, one variety show contains everything.
Because Yu Yue had an injury on her hand, the program team rented a villa with a garden and wanted to have a warm banquet.
Chat about daily life, play some games, and save some face that was lost before.
As soon as the show started, netizens flocked to it.
After a few minutes they discovered that Sister Gangban was laughing secretly.
"Are you in such a good mood? Even if the Queen looks particularly handsome today, you can't be so happy."
"Do you think that Gangbanjie laughs every time she sees the amateur guests? Why?"
"I have a bold guess! The director has made an effort."
"What's the director doing? Oh oh oh, he instantly took control of me. I want to see what's going on."
The amateur guests are a family, and the father and mother are a middle-aged couple.
My son is in his twenties and has a beautiful girlfriend. My daughter is just in her twenties and has a handsome boyfriend.
The picture looks very harmonious and there is no problem at all.
Yu Yue couldn't help laughing even when facing the camera. Really, the director's special talent is amazing.
Helian Ze, who was sitting nearby, knew what was going on through his mind and looked at the director with a speechless look.
It’s no wonder that his wife couldn’t help herself, he couldn’t help herself either.
He really wanted to ask the director to appear on camera to see his expression when the truth was revealed.
After everyone introduced themselves.
The mother and daughter took the initiative to take care of the cooking and other housework, and made sure to cook a delicious meal.
Helian Ze raised his hand: "My wife has an injury on her hand, so she can't do a lot of work. Leave the grocery shopping to us."
No one else has an opinion.
Helian Ze hugged his wife and prepared to leave. If he stayed any longer, he would probably laugh until his stomach hurt.
The dedicated cameraman follows. It didn’t work last time, so we must work harder this time!
For the sake of entertainment, the director only gave the two of them 100 yuan to buy food, which was totally not enough.
Helian Ze took out his cell phone without any pressure.
The director immediately stopped him: "You can't use your own money. You have to follow the rules."
The couple looked at each other.
They shrugged: "Okay."
The director thought he could control the two of them, but when he paid the money, he found out that the couple had already made up their mind.
Helian Ze bought the food and asked his assistant to pay the bill.
He also emphasized to the camera: "I didn't use my own money, this was borrowed."
"..."
Pay the assistant's salary and let him/her settle the bill.
What a good loan.
"Director, just admit defeat. He can call countless people to pay the bill with just one phone call."
"Contact me and I'll settle the bill for them. Hey, you see the boss doesn't want any money anymore."
The owner of the meat stall recognized them and refused to take any money no matter what they said.
The assistant scanned the code directly, like an emotionless payment machine.
I have bought almost all the vegetables and am heading home.
Yu Yue suddenly had an idea and said to the camera: "Let's go in quietly."
Helian Ze followed his wife into the villa like a thief, looking around and preparing to suddenly appear and scare people.
As soon as they popped their heads out, they saw the mother and her daughter's boyfriend kissing passionately.
Ok? ? ?
Whether in front of the camera or behind the camera, everyone is full of questions.
Then it exploded.
They seemed to finally understand why Sister Gangban kept laughing.
"Great, great, director, keep up the good work. After the legal program comes a big ethical drama, isn't this more exciting than a TV drama?"
I don't know if it was exciting or not. The person involved immediately jumped away and tried to explain but then he saw the camera.
When they realized it was a live broadcast, their faces turned pale.
Yu Yue's expression was hard to describe. To be honest, she didn't have the habit of exploring other people's privacy.
But are you so hungry? In broad daylight, knowing that the camera is filming you.
Looking for excitement is too exciting. She laughed and said, "We didn't see anything."
Then put your things down and go out.
Aren't dad and mom the ones responsible for cooking? Why did they change?
A group of people left in a crowd.
The two people in the kitchen were unable to recover for a long time.
The director's face turned blue. Not bad. Compared to the previous two episodes, it's nothing. He can hold up.
When the camera showed a father hugging his son's girlfriend, the director rolled his eyes and fainted.
Yu Yue stepped back quickly: "Sorry, sorry. I was just strolling around and taking in the scenery."
Are people nowadays so impatient? Can't they just go home?
Netizens were stunned for a few seconds, then applauded and shook their heads.
"Have the son and daughter found a stepfather and stepmother for themselves in advance?"
"I'm not very experienced, and I've never come across such a situation. Tell me, do you city folks really resort to such tricks?"
"I would like to call the director the eternal god! He can even win a flower in a lottery."