Chapter 243 There is no one in this family who is not crazy
Chapter 243 There is no one in this family who is not crazy
Shi Jianan was a martial artist and had been on the battlefield before. He held the chubby Fan in his arms with ease, as if he was holding a big, chubby bun.
Shi Yao had just ordered some delicious dishes, ready to reward herself, but when she suddenly saw Shi Jian'an, her face suddenly fell.
Whenever someone else came, even if it was Shi Mingzhu, she would say a few warm words and invite the other person to dinner - if the other person couldn't eat enough, she would happily eat two more bowls.
Shi Yao stood up, gave a perfunctory salute, sat back at the main seat at the table, and said with a smile: "Why did the Third Master come at this time? You have finished your lunch, but I haven't eaten yet.
You didn't even ask the maids to inform me. Look, Master, I haven't prepared anything. Please sit down, I'll finish eating soon. Sister Muxiang, come and bring another set of bowls and chopsticks."
Shi Ji'an was displeased. Since he was invited to eat together, how could she dare to sit in the main seat? This girl was so disrespectful to her elders and really lacked education!
He was just about to say that he hadn't eaten lunch yet and Brother Fan had already learned to use his own bowl and chopsticks to eat, when he saw Shi Yao waving at Brother Fan and saying in a friendly manner, "Brother Fan, can you accompany your aunt to eat a little more?"
Shi Jianan suddenly realized that Shi Yao had no intention of inviting him to dinner, and he immediately became furious: "I haven't..."
Before he finished speaking, Banxia extended her hand and said with a smile, "Third Master, please sit here. Tea and fruit will be here soon."
Xing Mi looked at Shi Yao's face and saw that she only looked at Fan Ge'er and didn't even glance at the Third Master's face. She hurried forward, took Fan Ge'er from the Third Master's arms, and said with a smile:
"Third Master, I am here to hold Brother Fan."
Before Shi Jian'an uttered a word, Shi Yao had arranged everything clearly for the grandfather and grandson.
Shi Yunfan sat down next to Shi Yao, hesitant and timid, and glanced at Shi Yao warily.
He still remembered the sad thing that his younger aunt gave the chicken feather shuttlecock to his older aunt but not to him.
Shi Yao looked at the future villain inquiringly.
Look at the appearance of the chubby little meat ball, so honest, simple and adorable, no wonder he could lurk for many years, once he seized the opportunity, he made a stunning debut and killed all nine generations of his clan.
Crazy! There is no one who is not crazy in this family. The two brothers Shi Yunfan are the craziest.
Shi Yao spoke in a very loving and kind tone: "Fan Ge'er is so well behaved, he is such a lovely little boy.
It's a coincidence today, I just want to test the cooking skills, so I ordered a few more dishes, and asked Brother Fan to try them all to see if he likes them."
Shi Jianan, who was sitting alone at the side, inexplicably sensed a weird tone in the voice.
Shi Yao raised her head and ordered, "Ren Dong, serve some food to Brother Fan. Just leave out the spicy ones, he can't eat them. Ask him to try the other dishes."
Honeysuckle smiled and said, "Okay, young lady, I'll save you the trouble."
Shi Yunfan was flattered. He glanced at Shi Yao and then carefully began to eat the pickled duck breast that Rendong put into his bowl.
After eating a few dishes, he found that his aunt neither suddenly said she was full nor stopped him from eating any more, nor did she suddenly take away the dishes he thought were delicious. So he started eating with peace of mind, exuding a joyful atmosphere.
Shi Yao felt itchy and conflicted.
She is so good to Shi Yunfan. What if he stops being crazy and becomes a villain in the future?
How about overturning the dining table to provoke him?
Forget it, let's let him go today. After all, I paid for this table myself, it would be a shame to waste it.
Shi Jianan cleared his throat and said, although he felt embarrassed but not impolite, "Shi Yao, I haven't had lunch yet either."
Shi Yao replied without even looking up: "Then go back to Fusuiyuan to eat. Eh? Why are you visiting at this time? Did the Third Madam kick you out?
Go and beg the Third Madam. A couple fights at the head of the bed but makes up at the foot of the bed. If you rush back now, you can still get a free meal. If you are late, the Third Master will be hungry in the afternoon!"
Shi Jianan couldn't stand her sarcastic tone and got angry when he heard it: "Speak properly!"
Shi Yao replied: "Be a good person!"
Shi Jianan: “…”
The third master was so angry that he blew his beard and glared, his fingers trembled, and he almost threw the teacup in his hand at Shi Yao's face. Fortunately, he remembered the purpose of his visit in time.
Early in the morning, before he had breakfast, Rong urged him to come.
He was reluctant to come. This was his own daughter, who was in good health. It was not right for a father to visit a junior. The junior should be the one paying respects to the father.
But since Shi Yao entered the mansion, she has never greeted him as her father or her stepmother.
He dodged and avoided until noon, thinking that there was nothing that could not be resolved at the dinner (wine) table, so he came over during lunch time.
When he reached the gate of Fusuiyuan, he ran into the wet nurse carrying Shi Yunfan back from outside, so he took his grandson in his arms to give himself courage.
Shi Ji'an felt depressed. Although he was bolder, the embarrassment was not resolved. Instead, he not only looked embarrassed in front of Shi Yao, but also lost face in front of his grandson.
He glared at Shi Yao fiercely and thought, Shi Yao is such a bad person, don't blame him for disliking her the most among the four siblings.
It was her fault that she displeased her father and brother, and it was her fault that her sister-in-law almost schemed to clear her name!
This girl should never have been born!
Shi Jian'an's stomach growled.
Shi Yunfan suddenly raised his head, looked around in confusion, and asked, "Aunt, what's that sound?"
Shi Jian'an's face turned red and he wanted to just get up and leave several times.
But his grandson was still detained here, and he was afraid that Shi Yao would be jealous of his doting on his grandson and would hurt his grandson. He was also afraid that after he left, Shi Yao would say bad things about the third wife to his grandson. He was even more afraid that if things didn't get done, his wife would blame him when he returned and his son would despise him.
Shi Yao smiled and said, "Eat quickly, don't look around! I have a few birds and pigeons. They are so hungry that they are clucking. Be careful or they will fly in and steal your food."
Shi Jianan: “…”
Shi Yunfan quickly ate a few bites and asked nervously, "Will the pigeons really come in and snatch our food? If they do, what should we do?"
Shi Yao laughed and said, "Are you really here to steal our food? I'll ask Sister Muxiang to use a feather duster to beat him away!"
Shi Jianan: “…coo coo coo, coo coo coo…”
Shi Yunfan: "... cluck, cluck, cluck..."
Shi Yao: “…Hahaha, hahaha…”
Muxiang looked sullen: ...Why me again?
Shi Yunfan took a few bites of rice and said hesitantly, "Aunt, actually, grandfather didn't..."
Shi Yao hurriedly said, "Don't talk while eating or sleeping. Don't choke. If you have anything to say, you can talk after we finish eating. If the pigeon disturbs our brother Fan's meal, I will kill it and make soup for you."
"Ah?" Shi Yunfan was frightened and waved his hands quickly, "I'm eating, aunt, don't kill it!"
"Brother Fan is so well-behaved and kind." Shi Yao smiled and moved the dishes that Shi Yunfan obviously liked in front of him, like a wolf grandmother coaxing Little Red Riding Hood.
Shi Yunfan shuddered suddenly and quickly lowered his head to eat seriously.
Shi Jianan was so angry that he almost collapsed. He was so angry that he thought about his wife's instructions again and again and finally endured it.
After they had eaten and drunk their fill, he rubbed his empty stomach, forced a smile, took out the banknotes, rubbed against Shi Yao, leaned sideways, and said in a condescending tone:
"For you."
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