Chapter 840
Chapter 840
"What can I say?"
Su Yu completely gave up struggling, looking completely indifferent and resigned.
"At this point, I would like to quote a wise saying that judge Guo Jingming once said!"
Upon hearing Su Yu mention his name, Guo Xiaosi's expression visibly froze.
It's as if it's saying, "Dude, I didn't do anything to you!"
Su Yu sneered: "I know perfectly well whether you've offended me or not!"
but.
Su Yu didn't act against Guo Xiaosi so quickly, otherwise, if the State Administration of Culture and Tourism found out, it would put Meng Fan in a difficult position.
So he still had an indifferent expression and said helplessly, "Teacher Xiao Si once wrote in one of his stories: Life is like a strong alkali. Since you can't resist it, you might as well lie down and enjoy it."
So, I'm currently enjoying the judges'... ahem.
Sa Beibei quickly interrupted, "Xiao Su, if you keep talking, the moderators will ban the live stream!"
"I'm sorry~"
Su Yu immediately said, feeling wronged.
"I thought that since Mr. Guo Xiaosi was able to sit there as a judge, I should have thought that..."
"All the content in his stories is perfectly fine!"
"I didn't realize you couldn't say things like that on a live stream!"
Sa Beibei: "..."
Male audience member: "What a fantastic Green Arrow!"
Female audience member: "Nonsense, what Green Arrow? It's clearly a wronged little baby."
Guo Xiaosi was shocked that Su Yu was actually waiting for him here. His face turned ashen, feeling even worse than if he had eaten a fly that had just flown out of the latrine.
However, he had no way to refute Su Yu's words.
Why? !
Because he did indeed write that sentence himself.
but!
So many years have passed.
He himself had almost forgotten, but who would have thought that this damned Su Laoliu would remember it so clearly.
Could it be that Su Laoliu is actually a fan of his own books?
Later, because I stopped updating, he held a grudge against me and kept causing me trouble?
Guo Xiaosi has a wildly imaginative mind.
the other side.
Pan Ting and Lin Feifan didn't let Guo Xiaosi off the hook either.
One by one, they spoke up, feigning surprise:
"I never imagined that Professor Guo had grasped such profound life philosophies at such a young age."
"The words may be rough, but the principle is sound. However, isn't this statement a bit too crude?"
"How can you speak of the affairs of scholars in a crude way?"
……
have to say.
Cultured people can be far more disgusting than others when they resort to sarcastic or obnoxious language.
It clearly sounds like they're praising Guo Jingming.
But in reality, these few words hurt Guo Jingming more than any other netizen could have insulted him on Weibo.
"Buzz!"
"Buzz!"
It felt as if several more flies had flown into his mouth.
Moreover, these flies also brought him some snacks.
"Alright, since contestant Xiao Su has given up, then please have the judges repeat the questions from before."
Seeing that the time was right, and also worried that things would get too ugly and difficult to handle during the live broadcast, Sa Beibei quickly stepped in to smooth things over.
"How many are there?"
Su Yu feigned surprise.
The judges and audience were left speechless and amused.
"Has Su Laoliu switched careers to become a comedian?"
"How can you just sit around like that!"
"I'm impressed, people can actually laugh when they're speechless!"
On the judges' bench.
Mr. Zhang picked up the microphone: "I'm the oldest, I'll go first, no, I'll ask the first question."
Sa Beibei grinned mischievously, "Director Zhang, have you revealed something?"
Zhang: "Young man, don't talk nonsense!"
Then, Zhang looked at Su Yu and said, "I've noticed that you haven't overlooked the charm of the supporting characters when you're creating your story, Su."
"Yes!"
Supporting characters are human too!
"If that's the case, why is the character of Meng Yu so unappealing?"
Su Yu: "...Good question!"
Su Yu thought carefully about Zhang's question.
Then she replied, "Maybe it's because... I've never been in a relationship, so I'm not very good at writing romance scenes, or maybe..."
Su Yu thought for a moment: "I've never pursued a girl before!"
Everyone was stunned.
They all started to undermine him.
"You've never been a pursuer; it's always been the girls who pursued you, right?"
"Damn it, how can answering a question be like Versailles?"
"Yes, yes, yes, it was all because of our Sister Honey who pursued him."
"..."
After thinking for a while, Zhang nodded and said, "Although this reason is very convincing, it is quite unexpected."
Subsequently, Pan Ting and Lin Feifan also raised their questions.
Pan Ting: "If 'Raging Storm' could be made into a TV series, could I direct it?"
Su Yu: “…”
Lin Feifan: "I want to play Gao Qiqiang! If you don't let me play Gao Qiqiang, I'll go to your school and wait for you."
Su Yu: “…”
Finally, it was Guo Xiaosi's turn to ask questions, and Su Yu thought he could finally take a break.
After all, given his relationship with Guo Jingming, the latter would definitely ask someone else for questions.
I will no longer give myself the opportunity to appear on camera.
To his surprise, Guo Jingming actually asked him a question.
“Su Yu, I just heard Teacher Sa say that the background of your story is more than ten years ago.”
"And when you answered Director Zhang's question, you also said that because you had never been in a relationship, you encountered problems when portraying the character Meng Yu."
"So I'd like to ask, as a young person who has just turned eighteen and has never experienced that era, how did you manage to write so many stories about that time?"
After asking that question, Guo Xiaosi slightly raised his chin.
The reason he asked that question was to make the audience wonder about Su Yu.
Because this relates to his future plans!
Su Yu shrugged: "Does Teacher Guo mean that he was once subjected to strong alkali?"
Guo Xiaosi: "???"
Sa Beibei: "Say it again! If you say it again, it really won't air!"
Su Yu: "I'm not listening! You're just spouting nonsense!"
Guo Xiaosi: "What do you mean?"
Upon hearing Su Yu's words, he could no longer maintain his feigned composure and virtue, and his face turned cold as he questioned him.
"nothing!"
"What I just want to say is that Mr. Guo became famous at a young age, and wrote such philosophical sentences about life before he was even eighteen."
"Life is like a strong alkali; since you can't fight it, you might as well enjoy it."
"Therefore, I have reason to suspect that Professor Guo was defiled at that time."
"If that's really the case, I'm the first to support Teacher Guo in reporting it to the police and not letting criminals get away with it."
Su Yu's words were a complete application of the same logic that Guo Xiaosi had just used.
Use his spear to attack his shield.
This is a truly unsolvable situation!
Sure enough, after hearing these words, Guo Xiaosi explained seriously, "These are all things that have never happened before, don't talk nonsense."
"In that case, what Professor Guo just said is also my answer to your question."
Su Yu resorted to the same old trick.
Guo Xiaosi: "...Uh!"
He thought he had given Su Yu a big one, but Su Yu ended up defecating a huge pile in his mouth.
Guo Xiaosi was internally screaming: "Aa ...
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