HCB Chapter 507
Chapter 507
[One slap can cause facial paralysis!]
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[A slap that makes someone squint!]
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As Su Yu's ranking in the competition continued to improve, one after another, the oddly shaped contestants were carried off the field.
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[A single slap can cause respiratory alkalosis!]
Just as Su Yu was feeling relieved that the battle was about to end.
The athlete from the Eagle Nation has stepped forward!
Su Yu: "???? System, I suspect you're making things difficult for me!!!"
Respiratory alkalosis!
This refers to an increase in pH value caused by a primary decrease in plasma carbonic acid concentration due to excessive pulmonary ventilation.
Based on the course of the disease, it is generally divided into two main categories: acute and chronic.
So, as soon as the contestant from the Eagle Nation came up, Su Yu leaned closer and asked:
"Dude, are you crazy?"
The athlete from the "Eagle's Beak" country said, "If I say I'm sick, can you let me slap you first?"
"cannot!"
Su Yuyi firmly and sternly refused.
Eagle Nation: "Then what's the matter with your question!"
"You really don't have any illnesses at all? Like neurological or respiratory issues!"
Su Yu eliminated possibilities one by one.
However, judging from the way the Eagle Nation player rolled his eyes, Su Yu was certain that this guy was really not sick!
"Since you're so good at rolling your eyes, you should be switched with the last one."
Su Yu complained.
Since there is no possibility of chronic alkalosis, the only option left is acute respiratory alkalosis.
A more common explanation for respiratory alkalosis is that, for some reason, such as a person who has not exercised for a long time suddenly running, they exhale too much air.
This triggers a series of functional responses.
"Take the move!"
Su Yu sighed helplessly.
He was really exhausted!
Moreover, this time, we have to beat them until they cry and can't breathe.
This is this...
He was really worried that he might slap the person so hard they'd die.
"Restraint, restraint, you must restrain yourself!"
"Precise, precise, absolutely precise!"
Su Yu silently repeated it to himself several times.
Snapped!
There was a crisp sound.
The entire competition venue fell into a deathly silence.
The Eagle Nation stood there, stunned.
She stared at Su Yu with her big, innocent eyes.
"What's the matter?"
"I hope I haven't been beaten up."
"This should be the only person who is still normal after being beaten by Su Laoliu."
"It's normal, but I don't know if you're panting!"
The audience members below the stage were buzzing with discussion.
He had just finished saying the last sentence.
The American contestant in the audience reacted!
Moreover, the reaction was extremely strong.
"Wow!"
The player from the United States started by bursting into tears like a baby.
"Ouch! It hurts, it hurts so much!"
The American player covered his face and lay on the ground, rolling around in pain.
Get out of my way!
Crying!
Every now and then, a few pitiful complaints would be interspersed:
"It's just one match, why hit it so hard?"
"You're Iron Man! How come you slapped me right where it hurts?"
Su Yu: "╮(╯▽╰)╭"
The originally aggressive Chinese athlete actually drew strong dislike from the audience.
But now, seeing the Eagle Nation's athletes looking so wronged and pitiful...
I couldn't help but feel sorry for them again!
however.
The referee, taking two steps at a time, chased after the American athlete who was rolling around on the ground, asking, "Excuse me, do you want to continue?"
"Wow~"
The American athlete quickly rolled over!
The referee rolled his eyes: "This kid must be a spinning top reincarnated!"
Ever since.
An incredibly comical scene unfolded on stage.
The American player rolled around, cried, and complained all at the same time.
The referee chased after them, questioning them while cursing!
finally.
Security personnel were still deployed.
Like catching pigs during Chinese New Year, they arrested the American athletes.
The reason the American player was caught was because he was crying too much.
He lay stiffly on the ground, constantly gasping for air!
A typical respiratory alkalosis reaction!
"It's done!"
Su Yu clapped his hands.
"Now there's only one left."
Now, after defeating the player from the United States, Su Yu's ranking has soared to second place.
American athletes, in the lounge.
"King of Soldiers, you must avenge us!"
The squinting contestant said to the wall.
"That's right, slap this guy to death!"
The contestant with the crooked neck slapped the TV, sparks flying, and the electric shock made him twitch.
The American, a former elite soldier, couldn't help but shake his head when he saw a group of wounded soldiers.
but……
Based on his observations.
Su Yu is quite skilled at winning with a single slap every time.
It's also quite lethal.
But this only applies to ordinary people.
These athletes, although they appear to be physically strong and muscular.
But no matter how big their chicken meat is or how strong their bodies are.
They are all still within the realm of ordinary people.
However, as a player from the United States, he was the only soldier to successfully retire.
His body has surpassed the realm of ordinary people!
This refers specifically to the aspect of resistance to injury.
He trained for several months.
Don't even mention slaps!
It's Iron Hand!
Iron rod!
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He has experienced and endured it all.
Besides.
There are also marksmanship, assassination, human anatomy, and so on.
He has undergone rigorous training in many skills.
They are now experts in all of these fields.
(Self-proclaimed expertise)
Therefore, even in the lounge, he was able to mentally simulate the moments Su Yu made his moves in the previous matches hundreds of times by watching the TV.
We have already found Su Yu's weakness!
He believed that as long as Su Yu gave him a chance to make a move.
He'll definitely be able to seize the opportunity!
And, deliver the fatal blow to Su Yu!
Do not!
Given how thick-skinned he is.
It can definitely take a slap.
On the competition stage.
Su Yu excitedly awaited the last victim... no, the contestant!
Who knows what bizarre tasks the system will assign him next.
"Next, let's welcome our contestant from the United States—Smithson!"
audience:"???"
"what's the situation?"
"Isn't the American player that perverted host from earlier?"
"Why did they suddenly change the person?"