HCB Chapter 286 Tiger Woman, What Are You Doing?
Chapter 286 Tiger Woman, What Are You Doing?
……
After a while.
As Pan Xiaoyue, the military wife, gently waved the baton in her hand, the melody of the military song "Strong Army Battle Song" slowly sounded.
However, at this solemn and sacred moment, a series of hilarious and funny things happened.
Qin Yan, the hot-tempered military wife, had already prepared herself mentally and calmed her nervous emotions.
But at the beginning of the chorus, she——
Well, in order to calm herself down, she threw herself into it and deliberately imagined a majestic picture of an army marching in her mind.
As a result, she couldn't help but sway to the melody, with such a big swing that it seemed as if she was dancing disco.
Her action immediately attracted the attention of the military wives around her, and everyone looked at her in surprise.
"What—"
"Why is there such a thing?"
“Why don’t I know???”
Standing behind Sister-in-law Qin Yan, Comrade Huang Feng, the wife of Deputy Commander Xu Chunfei of the First Battalion of the First Regiment, was stunned. She paused for a long time before muttering in a low voice.
Well, she was stunned by the sudden "disco" from sister-in-law Qin Yan at first.
"what--"
"Also, there's still the shaking motion?"
"Added temporarily?"
"Shake, I'll shake too. I'll save face for my man. I can't lose."
Sister Luo Meihua, whose legs had been shaking, shuddered, stopped singing, and thought secretly in her heart.
Then, without even figuring out what was going on, she just followed Sister-in-law Qin Yan on the right and started swaying violently.
……
In the great singing group, there were unexpectedly two "funny guys".
"Uh--"
"Are you going to stop playing 'off-key' and try something bigger?"
"Derailing 'Disco' this?"
Su Nianxi's son was also slightly stunned, and these words flashed through his mind in an instant.
But it was sober-minded and immediately insisted on singing loudly, leading other sisters-in-law to avoid "cheating".
Well, she thought, if she worked hard with other sisters-in-law, Qin Yan and Luo Meihua should be able to return to "Dahachang".
"Hahaha……"
"What happened to that sister-in-law——"
"It's shaking—"
“It’s quite funny.”
"Hahaha……"
A soldier in the audience was amused by the funny situation on the stage and laughed out loud, mumbling something quickly.
"Hahaha……"
The audience was instantly filled with peace and tranquility. The leaders and soldiers burst into laughter, and wave after wave of laughter continued to ring out.
The "dancing moves" of the two sisters-in-law, Qin Yan and Luo Meihua, were deeply imprinted in the hearts of the soldiers below the stage, and suddenly became a big joke at the party.
"Oh my god—"
"Tiger girl, what are you doing——"
"It's over. I'm too embarrassed to see anyone."
Qin Yan's sister-in-law's man, Battalion Commander Chen Bin of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment, covered his face with his hands and murmured in embarrassment.
"Hey-"
"Silly wife, you were singing so well, but you're just swaying along with that wife from Battalion Commander Chen Bin's family, what are you doing?"
"Now I'm going to be the topic of conversation among my comrades after dinner."
"Damn it."
Similarly, Deputy Battalion Commander Feng Gang of the Second Battalion of the First Regiment was so angry that his neck was thick and he muttered softly.
"Wrong, wrong—"
"Oh——"
"Why did I suddenly stop singing and start swaying aimlessly?"
"My mother--"
"You are a pig, Qin Yan'er."
Sister-in-law Qin Yan heard the laughter and glanced at the audience. She quickly realized what was happening and was embarrassed. Her face suddenly turned red and she cursed herself in her heart.
Well, she immediately returned to the Cantata family.
"Forehead--"
"this--"
"..."
Sister Luo Meihua, who was like a follower, glanced at Sister Qin Yan, and seeing that she stopped swaying and started singing again, she also cleverly returned to the chorus.
Tsk, sister Luo Meihua's whole set of movements are so flexible and easy to control, they are really good.
……
Compared with the "dance scandal" of Qin Yan and Luo Meihua, the two sisters-in-law Huang Feng and Lin Bing made a joke because of "taking the photo", which was even more hilarious.
Huang Feng and Lin Bing, the two military wives, are usually slow to do things.
But during the chorus, in order to keep the beat, they all sang the next line of the lyrics in advance.
As a result, the two voices were "perfectly misaligned" on stage, creating a wonderful harmony effect.
When the soldiers in the audience heard this "innovative version" of the military song, they couldn't help laughing, and some even laughed out loud.
Huang Feng and Lin Bing, the two sisters-in-law, couldn't help laughing when they saw this.
But they quickly adjusted themselves and continued to devote themselves to singing. Their seriousness and perseverance won rounds of applause from the audience.
Commander Liu Qifeng: "These two military wives are smart, ah——"
Deputy Division Commander Chen Zhilong: "Hahahaha..."
Political Commissar Jiang Daye: "Hehehe..."
"It's not—"
……
The leaders and officers sitting in the front rows of the audience burst into laughter and praised the performance highly.
Sister-in-law Yu Lili, as the leader of the choir, has been performing well during training a few days ago.
However, during this chorus, she forgot the lyrics due to nervousness.
When she stood on the stage, facing hundreds of pairs of eyes, her mind went blank and she even forgot the lyrics of what she was going to sing next.
Just when she was extremely anxious, Huang Feng, the military wife next to her, gently touched her arm and lip-synced the next line of the lyrics to her song.
Sister-in-law Yu Lili finally woke up from her dream, quickly caught up with the rhythm and continued singing.
Although this little incident made her a little embarrassed, her calmness and composure won the respect and admiration of the soldiers below the stage.
"My wife is really good——"
Battalion Commander Zhang Quanyu of the Second Battalion of the Second Regiment, who was sitting below the stage, praised his wife Yu Lili's performance in a low voice with approval.
However, Ye Xiaomin, Xiang Dongrong, Zhou Xinmei and other military wives had disagreements due to their different understandings of the lyrics.
During rehearsal, they argued endlessly over the pronunciation and meaning of a word, neither of them giving in.
As a result, during the official performance, they sang different versions because they each insisted on their own opinion.
When the soldiers in the audience heard this "polyphonic" military song, they were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Seeing this, Ye Xiaomin and others couldn't help laughing.
They realized that music has no borders and no boundaries. As long as everyone thinks and works together, they can sing the most beautiful songs.
"Hahaha……"
"The wives of the A711 troops are truly delightful—"
"This is the happiest military song I've ever heard—"
A leader from another unit was so amused by the lovely military wives on the stage that he burst into laughter without any image.
He wiped away the tears that overflowed from laughing and praised generously.