Chapter 1403 The Chattering Man
Chapter 1403 The Chattering Man
"Oh, so the young lady has seen ivory spit out from a dog's mouth? That's really rare." Zhuang Shijue said happily.
Huo Yan was helpless and knocked on the table: "Shut up! Eat!"
Zhuang Shijue spread his hands. He hadn't started the fight. Seventeen curled his lips. So, father doesn't like Zhuang Laoyao. With that kind of character, it would be a problem if he liked him, right?
After dinner, Huo Yan grabbed Zhuang Shijue, who surrendered. "Mom, what's going on?"
"Go and find Dasha."
"why me?"
"What? Are you disobeying my order?" Huo Yan snorted coldly.
Zhuang Shijue raised his hands in surrender again. No one else's words mattered to him. He only listened to his mother. "The emperor's order is hard to disobey. How dare I? I'll go immediately, OK?"
Huo Yan patted his son's back heavily. "Don't be so playful with me. You're already an adult, don't you know what's going on? How long do you want to play around?"
For a woman in a prominent family, successfully giving birth to a son is only the first step. Will the child grow up healthy? If the child turns out to be a hopeless playboy, wouldn't it be like having the house robbed?
“Give me your instruction…” Zhuang Shijue covered his ears and slipped away quickly. If he couldn’t afford to offend the Queen Mother, couldn’t he just hide?
Zhuang Shijue had no intention of actually going to Mu Xiaonv'er. In his world, no one had the right to lose their temper in front of him. It was just a joke, so what? And running away from home, what a virtue!
This kind of behavior made everyone nervous this time, and they all went to look for her. Let's see, she will do it again in the future. Women's bad habits are all caused by being spoiled.
Zhuang Shijue walked out of the villa, found a secluded place, lay down on the recliner, crossed his legs and rested his head on it, shaking back and forth in a very comfortable manner.
The fat woman didn't dare to go far. She was unfamiliar with the place, had little money, and spoke with an accent that told she was from another place. Where could she go? Just wait, she'll be back, so for now, let me get some sleep.
Just as Zhuang Shijue thought, Mu Xiaonv really didn't leave the community. The main reason was that she could not get in or out of the villa area because she didn't have a door card!
Mu Ning's mother didn't pretend to have any backbone, so she didn't run away from home because she was wronged, but went for a run around the villa area. Dashaer was determined to lose weight. She would not eat dinner from now on and would run around the community every day. She didn't believe that she couldn't lose weight.
When Mu Xiaonv was running around the community for the third time, she saw Zhuang Shijue sleeping on a chair. She jogged over and couldn't stop for a while. Her legs were still jumping and changing steps, and she was still in a state of constant movement.
"Hey, hey..." Mu Xiaonv shouted loudly.
Zhuang Shijue was stunned for a moment, let go and looked up. Oh, so he said, you're back?
He sat up, crossed his long legs, and grinned: "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Running, what are you doing?" Mu Xiaonv frowned, "Why are you sleeping here?"
Zhuang Shijue raised his eyelids and thought that the fat man was fine. It was just that his mother was worried too much.
"Come, sit with me and let's have a chat." Zhuang Shijue said happily.
Mu Xiaonv'er trotted back and forth in front of Zhuang Shijue, unable to stop, "No, how would I know if you're going to mess with me again?"
"Oh, you're quite cautious. Come on, I just want to tell you something. We are the kind of friends who can confide in each other, right? My eldest brother is lying there and can't take care of you. I'm afraid you will feel wronged, so as your younger brother, I'm here to comfort you."
Zhuang Shijue smiled brightly. Mu Xiaonv looked around and hesitated, "But why do I feel that you have bad intentions? You just kicked me this afternoon!"
Don't think you can just fool her. She remembers it very clearly.
“Pfft——”
Damn women are so petty, they still remember that little thing in their heart, "beating is love, scolding is love, understand?"
"Haha..." Mu Xiaoniu laughed foolishly, "Beating is love, scolding is love? I can't bear that. I already have Zhuang Shiyuan, you should love someone else."
"..." Zhuang Shijue grinned, "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
"Look at you, fat pig. Pfft, you're a little too confident..." Zhuang Shijue swung his hand contemptuously. "I'm only talking to you out of pity. What do you think?"
Mu Xiaonv finally calmed down from her inertia, put her hands on her hips, and glared angrily, "Hey! You're always being picky, and you deserve to be ignored! Do you think you're popular? If you're a person with such high expectations, go to school and see who will talk to you!"
I'll share with him a quote I once gave to Zhuang Shiyuan: "If you're alone and disdain this and that, even dogs will avoid you over time. So, you'll be all alone, right? You won't bother doing anything with others anyway. You'll eat alone, sleep alone, and eventually die alone!"
"You're thinking about me so much? You have a crush on me?" Zhuang Shijue raised an eyebrow and asked, "Don't worry, I don't like your big, strong body. As a woman, Ms. Huo Yan's head is enough. Are you going to carry bricks or hold up the sky with such a high height?"
"Hehe..." Miss Mu rolled her eyes and didn't bother to pay attention to him.
"Speaking of which," Zhuang Shijue stood up and approached Mu Xiaonv, "Are you really not moved by my handsomeness and elegance? How can that living dead Zhuang Shiyuan compare to my physique and unparalleled elegance?"
"You two really are born of the same mother." Mu Xiaonv rolled her eyes at Zhuang Shijue and left.
Zhuang Shiyuan used to criticize her, saying that he was a smiling tiger. He was very kind to others, but to her, hmph...
Now that Zhuang Shiyuan is lying down, here comes the even more outrageous Zhuang Shijue. They are brothers after all.
"I don't mean to compliment you." Zhuang Shijue leaned closer to Mu Xiaoniu and said, "I'm asking a heartfelt question. You have to answer honestly."
"Don't be so rude, it will shorten your life, understand?" Mu Ning snorted coldly, "I am your future sister-in-law, I am your elder!"
"Sister-in-law or not, let's wait until Zhuang Shiyuan wakes up. Maybe my brother will never wake up in this lifetime..." Before he could finish his words, Mu Ning kicked him hard, and he jumped up exaggeratedly.
"Are you not ashamed of being such a grown man and talking so much all the time?" Mu Xiaonu glared at him sarcastically.
Zhuang Shijue raised his hand, and Mu Ning quickly shrank her neck in fear. "Just kidding, just kidding, I'm your sister-in-law, hehe..."
Zhuang Shijue let go, then shook his clothes. "Look at you, you're such a fool! I bet you one million! If Zhuang Shiyuan wakes up and still wants you, my fat wife, I'll give you one million! If you get dumped by Zhuang Shiyuan, you have to give it to me..."
"You got it the other way around? I've already dumped you, and you still have to give you one million? Shouldn't you be the one giving me one million as a consolation fee?" Mu Xiaonv said seriously.
"..." Zhuang Shijue was immediately speechless and changed the subject to laugh, "My old disciple has a big thing, do you want to try it?"
HCB